祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Cosimo Galluzzi
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DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
macklin celebrini has autism
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
Stranger Things
JVL
JBB: An Artblog!
Kaledo Art
AnasAbdin
Discoholic 🪩
tumblr dot com
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@indig0sees
It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.
I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.
i didn't post my drawings from last night's latenight magma, feat @tetranocular's guys Aishi (first drawing), JJ (6th drawing), and Papa Wolf (last drawing)
HOW’S THAT HOUSE THAT RAISED YOU? - Lev St. Valentine
come hither, my loyal knight
a little closer
perfect
*baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you baps you*
"You are my sweet... my little Spike."
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 2x03 | “School Hard”
Howd thine get that feathered butt in leathered pants??
In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
sex except i am literally just killing you.
kitten, mommy accidently got "wizard high" and is now lost in the astral realm, im so sorry, we're gonna have to call off the e-sex rp, i cant find your soul amongst the gnashing teeth of fate
Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.
um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse
