peter!!

certified nerd and peter parker lookalike

[notsolaris]

introduction post

let’s get the important things out of the way

my name’s peter or apollo, i’m 17, and i’m a pan-oriented aroace trans guy!! i use he/him mostly with a bit of it/its thrown in :]

moodboard made by the amazing @purple-dinosaur27 !! yes it’s also my current banner

here’s some other things to know about me of varying importance

i have adhd and probably also autism, among other things. i’m not diagnosed (yet) aside from adhd, but something’s up

i change my theme fairly often

send me asks!! tag me in things!! dm me!! the exception to this is donation asks/dms, i’m sorry but those will all be ignored. you’ve been warned

i don’t have a dni, but i do have a block button :]

i’m endorsed by the rats @the-rats-offical

time for my interests!! i have a lot so this gets updated fairly regularly depending on what’s occupying my brain at the moment

- spider-man (if you couldn’t already tell)

- the magnus archives

- tim drake and jason todd

- PROJECT HAIL MARY ARTEMIS II SPACE AAHHHHH

- the lego movie

- undertale and deltarune

- superman

- music, specifically jhariah, calypso, will wood, tally hall, and lemon demon

- diy stuff

- physical media, like cds, cassettes, and vinyls

my tags

me talking - #sol’s ramblings

answering asks - #sol answers asks

art i’ve done - #sol’s art

tag games or other posts i was tagged in - #sol got tagged

interactions with moots - #sol’s moots

speaking of moots, here’s my friends!! not all of them are here but these are the ones i talk to a lot :]

wonderful person who should take care of themself - @jannahamma - #jamma ⛸️

old man yaoi #1 and parental figure - @dehydratedtransformer - #dehy 🤖

old man yaoi #2 and other parental figure - @ratwithatophat - #rat 🎩

ouppy sibling - @prog-elitist - #olias 🥁

chaos sibling #1 - @purple-dinosaur27 - #dino 🦖

chaos sibling #2 and fellow deltarune enjoyer - @forgthetheaterkid - #forg 🐸

in a threesome with the old man yaoi so technically stepmom?? - @lyninabin - #bee 🐝

rejection sensitive dysphoria brother :] - @caffeinated-object - #caffeine 🩻

twink who stole my gender and made me trans, also one of my irls - @foxesinthenight - #creature 🏳️‍🌈

incredibly cool and gender person - @aspenindatree - #aspen 🐞

last updated april 5th

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[spiderman-anti]

ME ME ME

[wetwareproblem]

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

[sewickedthread]

reblogging for artist credit and patreon info

[the-sapphic-raven]

How can you forget bone pharaoh 

[worlds-stupidest-egg]

aggressive emotional support

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[glutton-for-funishment]

then wtf is a daffodil......................

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy

[inkskinned]

i know ai won't win because i broke my favorite mug.

the lines on the bottom say do not microwave but i have been microwaving it for 7 years now. i put it away wet and it must have slid off the counter. it broke into 6 pieces. my girlfriend says this is proof a ghost that lives in my house; particularly because it is a black mug with a ouija board design. i think it is proof that i should dry things before i put them away.

i had superglue from an abandoned art project. it took me four days. inspired by kintsugi, i painted the seams golden. it is my first time doing anything like this, and it was more error than trial. i do not have any fancy materials. there is a thick band of gold across the no, so it reads like a diphthong now, N\O. a part of it broke in an almost-perfect peace sign, oddly round.

it will not be watertight anymore, it cannot be a mug. i'll reuse it as a flower pot. it will go on my back porch. it is kind of ugly, really. i didn't do an excellent job.

i spent every minute of this repair thinking about how often i had used it. how many little rituals it has been a part of. it is a big mug, but not a soup mug, which i loathe. it is perfect for two hands to hold. i have used it almost daily, so often that many of the details have worn off. my own skin did that - almost a decade of shared warmth.

none of the times i have told this story has a single person said what do you mean you have a favorite mug. not a single person who has seen the resulting half-maimed piece has said why would you put that back together? not a single person has said this is a waste of time. not a single person has told me what's the point of this? if you want to find a new mug, just use AI.

somewhere someone is probably using AI to draw an image or write a poem, i know that is true. but i think it is also probably true that most of us are going to write and read and draw and dance just because. that the process of doing so is not for a goal or a specific benefit, but because for thousands of years now - when a piece of pottery breaks, we try to fix it. for thousands of years - long before capitalism had any say in it - humans have been doing things just for the experience of it. for the fuck of it. for the love of the game.

ai is not going to win because i cut my thumb while i did it. ai is not going to win because i kept thinking about my all friends who do ceramics, how they're always asking me if i want to join them for a lesson. i was thinking about every person i've ever shared a coffee with. i was thinking about who i was when i bought this mug (graduate student. could barely afford the off-season thing on clearance). i was thinking about how many hands have held this, how many people i've been since.

ai is not going to win because i didn't do a perfect job of it.

my sister-in-law and i recently had a conversation about how one of her coworkers uses Chat instead of reading self-help books. and we both looked at each other about that, the stunned silence of rabbits. "can you imagine?" we said. what's even the point to it.

did i tell you? i had this dream once. we as the earth decided that for one moment, we'd all go outside and sing. any note we wanted, any way. it could be a howl or a scream or a high c. the noise we made together - it was the most beautiful harmony. this, i thought. this is the natural state of things.

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[rexuality]

i have a story for you, tumblr. last year my coworkers and I were riding in a golf cart at a music festival passing out drinks to people, because the festival had been cancelled that day and everyone was trying to make the best of a bad situation. after some time we spot a guy on the other side of the road dressed as lord farquaad, walking alone. we yell, “LORD FARQUAAD! DO YOU WANT A DRINK??” dude yells an affirmative, walks into the road without looking, gets hit by a fucking car, and goes flying.

I really need you to picture a lord farquaad being dummy yeeted into the air by an incoming vehicle while a golf cart of inebriated, glitter and mud plastered coworkers are full-on horror movie screaming together. before we can even process this, lord farquaad gets up like 🤪 how bout that drink?? completely okay, utterly unphased, red hat and bob wig still locked the fuck in. we check on him several times, all talking over each other, and while he’s calmly and pleasantly assuring us he’s fine, he passes each one of us a tiny jesus figurine. he bestows a “god bless you all” and then resumes his jaunt, drink in hand.

after that we drove in total relieved hysterics, the kinda laughter that only happens when you narrowly avoided catastrophe. and i have NO idea if the driver that hit him even said a word because my entire consciousness in that moment was farquaad, there was only farquaad. I hope that he reads this one day and knows that he is STILL talked about and regarded as some sort of festival cryptid. we are blessed indeed

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[siodin]

list 5 songs you've been liking recently tag game :) thank you @dismalspectre !!!

when you write - ibopa

summertime clothes - animal collective

road to joy - bright eyes

outta mind (outta sight) - wilco

speed trials - elliott smith

tagging @jamieonemillion @expressway-2yrskull @deakwithit @xiu-ammo + anyone else who sees this please feel free

[deakwithit]

1. grizzly bear - what's wrong

2. grizzly bear - on a neck, on a spit

3. tv on the radio - tonight

4. mew - introducing palace players

5. - grizzly bear - gun shy

tried not 2 make it all gb but its kinda hard when thats all ive been listening 2!!

tagg @yeahnewyork @aveybaveyx3 @swedish-plumtrees + any1 else

[yeahnewyork]

1. My country - tune-yards

2. Stride rite - animal collective

3. Auto neutron - fat white family

4. Real live flesh - tune-yards

5. Bat you’ll fly - animal collective

Tbh I’ve just been listening to tuneyards on repeat so this is hard 🙈🌺

@inertiacreep35 @nolqarocodile

[inertiacreep35]

Night illusion - Gong

Lucky man - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Goodbye lucille #1 - Prefab sprout

I took my baby home - The kinks

When your in - Pink Floyd

sum pretty random songs!

tags: @junecast-moonfast @pawn--hearts @infinity-on-yoyo

+anyone else!

[end-transmission]

sartori in tangier - king crimson

lazarus - porcupine tree

grass - xtc

margin walker - fugazi

idiot prayer - porcupine tree

tags: @the-citizen-toula @transgenderbeastieboy @prog-elitist + whoever else would like to :)

[prog-elitist]

ya y

1. fitter stoke has a bath - hatfield and the north

2. unevensong - camel

3. cressida - cressida

4. summer camp slut - cheerleader roadkill

5. unholy black metal - darkthrone

tags .. @notsolaris @mayplantstarrwaters @dontget2close

[notsolaris]

1. same old story - naethan apollo

2. meant to be yours - heathers

3. the exorcist - calypso

4. i just threw out the love of my dreams - weezer

5. fem&m anfem - fem&m

@someoneverypotter @silly-activites @forgthetheaterkid @dehydratedtransformer + anyone else

[dehydratedtransformer]

1. Matchmaker mausoleum - calypso

2. Love Shack - The B-52's

3. Rule #47 - The Birds Are Plotting - Fish in a Birdcage

4. One Last Hurrah - Elio Mei

5. The Phantom Opera Ghost - Iced Earth

@00venator @ratwithatophat +anyone else

[notsolaris]

oh my god i considered putting matchmaker mausoleum lmao

[siodin]

list 5 songs you've been liking recently tag game :) thank you @dismalspectre !!!

when you write - ibopa

summertime clothes - animal collective

road to joy - bright eyes

outta mind (outta sight) - wilco

speed trials - elliott smith

tagging @jamieonemillion @expressway-2yrskull @deakwithit @xiu-ammo + anyone else who sees this please feel free

[deakwithit]

1. grizzly bear - what's wrong

2. grizzly bear - on a neck, on a spit

3. tv on the radio - tonight

4. mew - introducing palace players

5. - grizzly bear - gun shy

tried not 2 make it all gb but its kinda hard when thats all ive been listening 2!!

tagg @yeahnewyork @aveybaveyx3 @swedish-plumtrees + any1 else

[yeahnewyork]

1. My country - tune-yards

2. Stride rite - animal collective

3. Auto neutron - fat white family

4. Real live flesh - tune-yards

5. Bat you’ll fly - animal collective

Tbh I’ve just been listening to tuneyards on repeat so this is hard 🙈🌺

@inertiacreep35 @nolqarocodile

[inertiacreep35]

Night illusion - Gong

Lucky man - Emerson Lake and Palmer

Goodbye lucille #1 - Prefab sprout

I took my baby home - The kinks

When your in - Pink Floyd

sum pretty random songs!

tags: @junecast-moonfast @pawn--hearts @infinity-on-yoyo

+anyone else!

[end-transmission]

sartori in tangier - king crimson

lazarus - porcupine tree

grass - xtc

margin walker - fugazi

idiot prayer - porcupine tree

tags: @the-citizen-toula @transgenderbeastieboy @prog-elitist + whoever else would like to :)

[prog-elitist]

ya y

1. fitter stoke has a bath - hatfield and the north

2. unevensong - camel

3. cressida - cressida

4. summer camp slut - cheerleader roadkill

5. unholy black metal - darkthrone

tags .. @notsolaris @mayplantstarrwaters @dontget2close

[notsolaris]

1. same old story - naethan apollo

2. meant to be yours - heathers

3. the exorcist - calypso

4. i just threw out the love of my dreams - weezer

5. fem&m anfem - fem&m

@someoneverypotter @silly-activites @forgthetheaterkid @dehydratedtransformer + anyone else