[cornwolf-sketch]

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

[lizardywizard]

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

[thestalkerbunny]

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

[funny-tik-toks]

[cerastes]

Living Cartoons

[hornyish]

PUT HER WITH KAITLIN BENNET ASHSHDJDHFKFLGG

[gambolling]

“Youve brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have failed the vibe check.”

[starkwillendurestone]

this is the funniest thing.

[madistarlight]

This deserved a transcription so here you go @redemptiionss​:

Karen: [Loud exhasperated gasp] Where am I??

Vibe Leader, with pomp: You have been summoned to the House of ViiiiBES for your Vibe Check. State your name.

Karen: Karen???

Vibe 2: And is it true, Karen, that you’ve been buying all the toilet paper at Costco for the past 3 weeks?

Karen, bluntly: It i s.

Vibe 3: BLEGHHHGHHHHHGHH

Vibe 4, frantic: It has no regard for anyone but ITSELF!!

Vibe 5: It is selfish!

Vibe 2: And selfish is not a vibe.

Vibe Leader: NOT A VIBE!

Karen: I am a vibe, thank you very much. You guys are just jealous ‘cause you’re immigrants!

Vibe 3: BLEJHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH

Vibe 2: Apparently, it’s also racist!

Vibe 5: Racism is nev’r a vibe!

Vibe Leader: NEV’R A VIBE!

Karen: Look, I’m just trying to be prepared for the coronavirus.

Vibe 6: So are other people, darling.

Vibe 5: Plus, you bought all the hand sanitizer!

Vibe 4: What if someone gets coronavirus because of t h a t.

Karen, matter-of-factly: I’ll cure them with my essential oils.

Vibe 3: BBJGKDLSKERRRREHGHHHH

Vibe 6, hopelessly: It’s SO IGNORANT!

Karen: That’s it! I want to speak to your manager!

Vibe 2: There are no managers here, darling,

Vibe 5: Only VIBES.

Vibe 2: And you, Madame-

Vibe 7: -Are not brrringing them.

Karen: [perplexed and insulted] Agh!

Vibe Leader: Karen! You have brought hateration and holleration to this dancery and thus have f a i l e d the vibe check!

Karen: NOO!

Vibe Leader, darkly: Put her with Kaitlen Bennet.

Karen: [Loud, helpless screeching from the depths of her soulless being]

[tiktoks-repost]

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[spirit-of-science]

Tag yourself, I'm the pug that tilts my head when they say "walk"

[gaycism]

what it's like to play animal crossing

[teathattast]

thorsty

pacmanfrogmariko

[darlingtheyfoundthebody]

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

Emily Carroll

[yutaan]

the type to poison his girlfriend just to see if it worked

[hayaomiyazaki]

[ johnlock meme ] ³/₄ tropes → “he will outlive god trying to have the last word” (x)

[whatsup-ivy]

wonder what he is thinking about ;-9  how do u like my work?

[hudders-and-hiddles]

me and my flatmate, just giving out joint christmas presents like a married couple, no big deal

[snulbug]

#attempting to kindly turn down a woman like me & the man I live with have something for you….

[thylalock]

I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.

You are the best and wisest man that I’ve ever known.

[elsasketch]

The clever detective and his doctor.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[rousette-art]

“But then I’ve always known I was a man out of his time”