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🗝 leitnerburner Follow

My muse <3

🌅 michaelshelley107 Follow

Ahww, Gerry, so that's what you were doing over there, that's actually so sweet 🥺

📚 sashaaa467 Follow

Aw, you guys are so cute together! Happy for you two!!

💥 everyonesfavorite Follow

Wow, the great Gerry Keay being sentimental. This is definitely a lovely sight to see.

If only someone would call me their muse... (@sashaaa467)

📚 sashaaa467 Follow

Tim, don't even try to make this about you. Michael and Gerry are being cute.

💥 everyonesfavorite Follow

Grinning so wide rn

📚 sashaaa467 Follow

Oh shush

📼 jonathansims Follow

Why are you all on your phone during office hours?

🌫 mkblackwood Follow

Come on Jon, Gerry posted a nice drawing of Michael, can't you excuse it just this once..?

📼 jonathansims Follow

I suppose I can excuse it just as long as everyone gets back to work this instant. And I think the sketch is quite good, Gerry.

🪡 theoriginalarchivest Follow

Good to see not much has changed since I was in charge.

🌅 michaelshelley107 Follow

Hi Gertrude!! :D

🪡 theoriginalarchivest Follow

Hello Michael

💥 everyonesfavorite Follow

Wait , wait, wait, GERTRUDE HAS TUMBLR??

🪡 theoriginalarchivest Follow

I have had Tumblr for longer than any of you, Mr. Stoker.

👁 notjonahmagnus Follow

She has.

💥 everyonesfavorite Follow

ELIAS HAS TUMBLR???

🪡 theoriginalarchivest Follow

Of course he does...

👁 notjonahmagnus Follow

Now, if you will, I would greatly appreciate it if you all got back to work.

🗝 leitnerburner Follow

Guys, my phone died and I came back to 20+ notifications from this post, wtf happened?

And also Elias get tf off my post before I block you.

🕶 statementgiver-deactivated198

Are we not going to talk about how unput together Michael looks?

🗝 leitnerburner Follow

Speak about my boyfriend that way and I will fucking kill you

📚 sashaaa467 Follow

27°42'17.5"N 23°02'06.9"E

🌫 mkblackwood Follow

SASHA DID YOU JUST DOX THEM?!

📚 sashaaa467 Follow

Lmao, no, those are the coordinates to some random stop in the Sahara. Scared them into deactivating, though, so I'd say it was successful.

🌫 mkblackwood Follow

SASHA!!

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🌅 michaelshelley107 Follow

Gerry, I appreciate the sentiment, but please don't kill someone on my behalf

🗝 leitnerburner Follow

Fine, fine. And for the record, I think you look beautiful btw

🌅 michaelshelley107 Follow

You're such a sap...

You're beautiful too <3

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The original sketch I made

#fake tumblr post #Im going to explain all the pfps now because I think I'd be fun to explain my reasons #gerrys is a black keay. come on. its perfect.#michaels is a sunset because whenever I draw him I refer to his color scheme as “sunset colors” because of the pinks oranges and yellows #and he's michael shelley in this so I felt like the spiral emoji wouldn't fit as well #though I think it would have been funny if I made it a shell because shelley #sasha is books and I honestly don't have a solid reasoning for that one. it just felt right in the moment #tim is an explosion because he's just so explosive and fun :D #(you know why tim is an explosion. no I am not sorry. I love him)#jon being a tape recorder feels obvious #martin is fog because of the lonely #gertrude is a sowing needle because on the surface she looks like a sweet old lady who would spend her days sowing or something #but would kill you with that sowing needle.#and finally elias/jonah is an eye for obvious reasons #but I like to imagine its so he can see into the app while not being on it or something #the magnus archives #tma #doorkeay #gerry keay #michael shelley #gerard keay #sasha james #tim stoker #timothy stoker #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #gertrude robinson #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #my art

ineedsleeplol0-0

Sits you down for questioning, shines light in face, How can you prove you’re not The Rock Thrower Hirerer?!

If I was the culprit, do you really think I would only hire a rock to be thrown at me today? I've been your prime suspect for days now, and only today have I been hit. Don't you think I would have hired one at myself sooner to avoid suspension? And secondly, I follow the Rock Friend blog, something I wouldn't be able to do if they were a said blog of mine

(Screenshot taken earlier today)

Now, stands up and shines an even brighter light in your face, How can you prove you're not The Rock Thrower Hirerer?!

eremae

Well ACTUALLY, It has been proven that you CAN follow a blog you own.

As proven by the fact I can follow my grifter blog, OH AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, IT SEEMS I ONLY HAVE TWO BLOGS. Now I'm not going to ask anyone else to dox their blogs, but I'd say this clears me no?

ineedsleeplol0-0

Well in that case

parsonkenny101-deactivated20161

blondeninazenik

All y'all better be reblogging this

Detective Nebraska.

How does it feel for there to be 15 hours left on the poll and you are the prime suspect? Does it make you feel a little nervous? You've been attacking less.

Why would I be nervous? An innocent man has nothing to fear.

ask-crammaster-ham

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#oh lord its on my dash now #I found out about Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson about a month or two ago and now he keeps showing up.#i can't escape him.

purr-in-ink

rednines

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

catgirlcaliphate

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

neutral-wizard-offical

Of course. Purely for education.

whateversebastian

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A WRITER ON TUMBLR

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!

thecatboyknight-offical

no pressure!

cosmic-writes-novels

HELLO!

If you ever wonder what being neurodivergent is like, this is what I was doing at almost 1 in the morning while staring at the dishes I was supposed to be doing and thinking about the song I had spent the past hour listening to on loop

#adhd #autism #neurodivergent #i was also contemplating climbing on my roof to star gaze #at almost 1 in the morning.#yelling into the void

notmyday111

my good friend said that this sound is literally a terminal velocity and I cried so hard for so long until I drew this

#ok well this is freaking adorable #i should look at more terminal velocity stuff tbh #i think its cute

kibblebeans

might actually just be the easiest character to draw ever

mundaneamerica

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

gaslampsglow

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident. A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

nehirose

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.