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18 | Canada The world is cruel and sarcasm is my only defense

[ruinedchildhood]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Kid popping out like

[onlytwitterpics]

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[frontpagewoman]

President Obama and VP Biden pay respect to the victims of the Orlando shooting.

[babustyles]

Harry realizing the mic makes a weird sound when he says words with the letter ‘p’ x

[typhwosion]

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

[babsthekid]

Day 5

[okay]

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

[snazziest]

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

[thatpunnyguy-deactivated2016051]

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

[xjustcallmethedoctorx]

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[sizvideos]

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

[magicpottybaby]

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[mollywvter]

[rinny-the-fucker]

*a cockroach appears*

me:

[ineffable-bxtch-blog]

Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

[dingusandsmartypants]

[queenofthesaiyans]

Literally me

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

They nailed it.

[ineffable-bxtch-blog]

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.