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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
They're just silly
go my brick 🫳︵🧱
I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny
The promise
On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.
Seeing people make real amazing art for / about The Backrooms instead of just level 212220 entity-that-eats-your-liver-on-friday-but-only-if-he-has-a-red-balloon wiki slop is actually healing my soul
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks
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slimanton
hei folkens eg steikjer nokre arme riddar-pinnar i omnen. Eg tar meg ein kjapp lur vekk meg opp om 5 minutt så eg kan venda på dei
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Randy det har gått 5 minutt vend på pinnane dine
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snnnnrrrrr
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PINNANE DINE RANDY
Randy det har gått
5 minutt vend på pinnane
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
tired of izzy hands angst,,, , , i want steddyhands where STEDE feels like the odd one out. Stede who listens to decades of history between his lovers and with every new tale feels more and more terrible. when he reads stories to the crew at night he doesn’t imagine himself and ed as the protagonists like he used to. instead, he sees Ed and Izzy and himself as the mean witch who dared try and separate them.
he starts spiraling. every time he wakes up first in the morning and izzy has gravitated away from his naturally cold feet towards ed’s warmth, it feels like a message. every time something catches ed’s eye and he yells for Izzy to excitedly show him even though stede was standing right there, it feels like a cut thread. every time he fails at something pirate-y and they both have to pick up his slack, it feels like a death sentence.
his ridiculous waste of water bath times become longer. it’s one of the few places ed and izzy will leave him complete privacy unless he requests their presence, making it the perfect spot to hide when the fear begins to choke him and he can’t help but cry. it’s an ugly sight, that, but ever since mary told him she could hear him he’s learned how to keep almost completely quiet. best to keep it hidden less their opinions of him sour even more.
his first instinct is to run away. to relieve them of his presence so he can’t ruin things any further, because it was his presence that ruined things between them in the first place. but he swore on his life and honor that he would never leave like that again. so instead, he throws himself into being as agreeable and unobtrusive as possible.
he makes sure he’s the first out of bed every day without fail to give them alone time in the morning, and returns from sitting on his ass, doing nothing, useless little rich boy checking on the crew with tea and breakfast for them to enjoy. he’ll happily join activities if invited, and he often is invited!! but he no longer shoves himself into things where he wasn’t wanted in the first place. he still gets one on one time with them, of course, but he makes sure to double check he isn’t taking up their time that could be better spent with each other.
he didn’t mean to get between them, you see, and he’ll be damned if he continues on a moment further now that he’s realized what happened.
It's Ed that brings up the idea of a wedding and Izzy seems quietly pleased about the idea, even if he only shows it through a small but genuine smile and Stede-
Well.
He knows that it isn't fair of him to be jealous, after all Izzy and Ed have been together for so long, since they were practically boys, and they've been through so much because of Stede and how he pulled them apart that really, it's only fair that the two get married.
But his heart aches every time he sees Ed's eyes light up when he talks about the food they'll have after, nothing too extravagant for Izzy's poor stomach, but maybe even a small cake! And Izzy's private smiles and steady plans and how thrilled he is.
Stede waits for his invitation to maybe help with... well anything really. To share his own ideas on tablecloths and flower arrangements and stupid frivolous waste from a lily-livered rich boy -
But it doesn't come, of course not, and he doesn't want to assume anything or heavens forbid, trespass on what should be a very intimate moment between the two, and really he's lucky that they're even allowing him in the bed for their wedding night I mean they haven't said otherwise and Stede doesn't want to bring it up but oh god, maybe he should bring it up because surely the two will want time alone and especially for the honeymoon so maybe Stede should just start moving some of his things to Izzy's old cabin, just for a week or so-
Ed asks Stede what size of ring he wears and Stede assumes it's so Ed can guess Izzy's ring size in comparison.
Izzy asks Stede about hair styling and Stede assumes it's so Izzy can tie those darling little bows into Ed's still growing beard.
Neither notice Stede's increasingly red eyes (and very dry skin, there's only so many baths one can take in a day), neither notice the small stack of books and clothes accumulating in Izzy's old bunk.
Neither notice the shirts that Stede has stolen from each of them, to hold close to himself when the time comes that Ed and Izzy settle into their married life, and realise that there just isn't room for Stede Bonnet.
Until then, he'll take what he can, and he'll be so, so happy for them. He promises.
It's the day. It's their day. The ship has been scrubbed from top to bottom, there's flowers and decorations and Roach has cooked up a veritable feast and everything is in place and Stede.
He's in the cabin. He should be out there, with his men. He should be spending every single moment he has left with them. He would be doing his duty as a captain and hosting the ceremony but they hadn't asked and that's fine and really that's preferable but truly. He would have done it if they'd asked.
He should be out there, showing them he can be useful. He promises he can still be useful.
But. There's something so weak in him, that keeps him rooted to the tiny bed in the tiny cabin, surrounded by things he's squirrelled away for when if they decide -
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:
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nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?
nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine
this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^
all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw
bloodymary situation swap au where grace talks to himself and the voices in his head so much that he runs out of air and simon kills rocky on sight