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Maekar approximately every day
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A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS | 1.04Â Seven
BAELOR TARGARYEN Seven
dunk takes his morning runs very seriously
Also applies to "AI" "artists" and "musicians."
oh to be baelor targaryens loyal and devout sworn shield that secretly pounds him into the mattress every night
something sloppy about aemon’s vacation at Summerhall (and egg is there too for some reason)
By timnehparrot on X
A Handy Guide
this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability
this difficulty will soon be proof of capability.
i dunno if its funnier to put daeron or aemon's name here
Based on this snippet by @itellyouthisisnottheend (albeit more unhinged)
Rest of comic under cut
i don't know how serious you were about farrier/hoof care tiktoker dunk but please know that i NEED it badly
i can promise i'm 100% serious. crack treated seriously is my brand. it's very heartening to me that you and others see the vision!!
i probably shouldn't write it any time soon for a few reasons (i'm a slow writer to begin with and i want to finish my current WIPs, and also i love doing an unhealthy amount of research, and to be honest horse hoof trimming videos freak me out a little because of how they carve around the frog (the little v). I am a cow hoof trimming enthusiast at heart.) having said that though, this AU gets funnier the more i think about it so:
Hoof Lad! Dunk AU tidbits:
dunk's pretty old-school because of how he was taught. I'm talking bare hands, full-grain leather chaps, picks up the leg and holds it between his thighs to keep it in place.
for the most part he doesn't speak except to calm the horses and say things like "easy girl" "you're doin' good, we're almost there"
so it's surprising that his comment section is actually mostly like "she clearly trusts you" "Wow. this must feel amazing for the horse!!" "lmao who else was brought here by the algorithm but watched the whole thing"
BUT if you scroll a little bit more you get people like "sooooo is nobody going to talk about those ridiculous thighs orrrrr" followed by five replies that are all like "SHHHHHHH WE DO NOT MENTION IT." and "delete this before he takes this video down like he did with DRAFT HORSE gets FOOT TRIM #welostagoodone"
because there is a diehard contingent of his viewers who are obsessed with this unintentional thirst trapping! obviously
except dunk seems like. clearly a wholesome guy and they do not want to spook him
so all their comments are like. trying to trick him into doing more, eg, "wow this is so interesting! i'd love a video where you explain what's happening!" and "could you tilt the camera up so we can get a better angle?"
and so they actually love when instead of posting stuff like "Farrier ASMR -- Satisfying Hoof Restoration" he posts videos with stupid clickbaity titles like "This one was WORSE than i EXPECTED" since it means he'll actually be talking
also to be clear: his face looks ridiculous in real life. he is wearing giant ear protection muffs and has peter claffey's terrible eyesight and magnifying-glass lenses and is wearing one of those headlamp bands. but the viewers do not know that. all they see is tree-trunk thighs and bulging biceps and camera shots filmed all completely at crotch height
Not letting this stay hidden in the tags
The part about the lecture on parasocial relationships in a moderately disappointed manner was so spot on
Like, Baelor is a character form a medieval/fantasy world. Yet I feel like this is so weirdly in character for him. Idk, I just think you capture him really well and I love it
beach episode!
I MEAN this is pure joy this will be my main source of glee for the next like. four days because yes of course dunk gets thrown into a targ summer vacation and half of them despise the beach but baelor and rhaegel know the drill and present an excel sheet with rides and costs and places for everyone to read and maekar spends most of his night huffing and puffing but eventually calls baelor and tells him fine you fucking WIN like every fucking YEAR but this time i'm NOT hearing anything about being uncooperative i won't even TRY to step foot on the sand you'll find me DEAD before i do
spoiler: he actually steps foot on the sand. in fact he bathes himself in spf 50+ thrice because rhaegel dares him to a beach volley match and who's maekar targaryen if not a man suffering from his own pride and now he's roasting himself kebab-style, yelling profanities because why the fuck is sand so unbearable anyway UGH YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER
all the while dunk didn't even get properly invited, the conversation went like
baelor, pouring himself a glass of wine and ignoring aerys double-texting him about wanting him and rhaegel to explode: so there's this all-inclusive resort with a private beach and all-you-can-eat breakfast and every room has a built-in jacuzzi and we all book the whole place for two weeks because it's tradition, i mean it, it's engraved on our schedule, and i hope i didn't overstep by booking a room for two this time around
dunk: are you paying for it
baelor: the company card does
dunk: did egg put you up to this
baelor, who witnessed his nephew's exasperating meltdown the day before about how BORED he gets each summer so it's only right that he concocts escape plans that promptly get him to the er and make the capillaries in maekar's eyes burst: partly
dunk: as long as i can make my own protein shakes i'm in
so he goes and buys swimming trunks and every day looks and feels like a parks and recreation episode because egg drags daeron on some good old crab hunting, which ends in egg pissing on his brother's leg because he got stung by a jellyfish and THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS STOP ACTING LIKE A FOOL URINE DISINFECTS THE WOUND (it doesn't) i'm going to die, am i not
meanwhile valarr and kiera are enjoying their stay like it's their honey moon, they literally pull a The Three Wise Monkeys and valarr manages to write his thesis from his striped deckchair and kiera sips her fancy cocktails in her colourful bikinis and the only occasion where they look possessed targ-style is when rhaegel and dunk challenge them to a table football match. they become Monsters and win 5-1 (the one goal dunk scores is purely pity-driven. kiera lets him score and obliterates him a second after)
dunk spends 75% of his time sleeping and building sandcastles which baelor avidly collects by taking pictures of the wondrous structures and their details (dunk sculpts a three-headed dragon and yes the thing is lopsided and yes it resembles a chimera of weird dogs but it sure is baelor's favourite). he stares at his man working and documents his process. aerys sits under the parasol next to him and he's half-reading a book about ariosto's usage of a hippogriff to get his insane hero to the moon so that he could retrieve his sanity back and he goes
aerys: are you marrying him
baelor: i would love to
aerys: good. please do so next year. i will not tolerate seeing these many people again before my battery's fully recharged
and that's it he's getting back to his room
also shiera tries to negotiate with the town's local aquarium because she wants to adopt the sturgeons and pouts for a total of 36 hours after accepting her defeat. brynden buys her two betta fish and she starts talking to them non-stop, consequently ignoring him for the rest of their stay
things get absurd when dunk suggests he and daeron rent a pedal boat and get offshore and daeron had a spritz too many and the sun is cooking him to sleep so he's not pushing on those pedals anymore and they get STRANDED with no phones and dunk panics and daeron panics and after 45 minutes here comes maekar on a coast guard boat red in the face SCREAMING and he gets them back and has them sit on the reception couch and screams some more. baelor pops in and goes are you done not yet go on then and just WAITS there with his arms crossed on his chest looking at dunk like he's the whole world and he's having the most fun he's experienced in a long time and dunk catches it and maekar catches it and now he's screaming at his brother too
okay i'm. off to bed now. i love your art kel i really do it breathes inspiration into me it keeps me #alive thank you thank you thank you for blessing us
I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.
if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook
coping by throwing my knights into a pub au and yes ofc dunk and egg play minecraft together (1/?)