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#I just laughed stupidly loud omg
Lol, brothers.
Well spotted Loki…
“pretty.”
“bitchin’.”
TOM HIDDLESTON as Loki Laufeyson
@giftober 2024 + @mcuchallenge prompt Day 5: Angelic.
Loki, 5 seconds after being devilish. Thor - deleted scene
bonus:
Honestly, the idea of years later when Thor and Loki are fighting and Loki wants to know why Thor doesn't just fucking give up on him already and accept Loki for the dastardly villain he is rather than continuing to try to get him to stop and come home.
"You once told me to never doubt that you love me," Thor replied.
"I was manipulating you, you great oaf!" Loki yells in exasperation.
But Thor just smiles and points at his brother. "No, you being truthful, brother! I could tell!"
"Eugh!!!" Loki swears his brother could make him pull his own hair out at times!
"Come here, brother!" Thor shouts happily and spreads his arms as he approaches Loki.
"What? No! No you don't, you oa-!" Loki is cut off when Thor pulls him into a rub-crushing hug.
"Thor! Let me go, you oaf!" Loki wheezes.
"Never! We are brothers, regardless of blood, forever!" Thor replies, happily.
"You are beyond infuriating, brother!!" Loki screams.
"Yet, you still call me brother, as well! I love you, too, brother!" Thor responds, thrilled.
"UGH!!" Loki snarls.
concept- Loki soulmate au where his soulmate is reincarnated over and over and over again but they can be anywhere in the universe so he uses his magic to become aware whenever his soulmate is reborn on whatever planet, as whatever species, as whichever gender. however, this time, it's earth. A part of him doesn't even want to bother because humans live such tiny short lives except reader is a mutant and her ability is healing. So she's stuck at the age her mutation developed, always healing, never aging. It's not until about a 150 something years pass that loki realizes that his soulmate is still that same person on earth so he finally ventures to seek her out and hope that maybe this time it'll be forever? send post.
Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)
Lokius.
Very goth Loki and his straight-laced salaryman husband Mobius make a baby together.
Very goth Loki happily dressing up his little princess in the brightest, happiest colors, getting her the most colorful toys. Because he read that color was important to childhood development and the bright colors seemed to please her. And he would do anything for his baby girl.
Of course, she also loves her goth mommy very much and all those people who cruelly whispered while he was pregnant that he would terrify his own child with his appearance were proven very wrong.
Not that Mobius allowed people who said things like that remain in their orbit whenever he found out.
He was also a little overbearing almond mom, but he had also entered therapy recently so he could be well for his little family, and realized that a lot of that was trauma from his father being like that and abusively strict with it and his deep-seated desire to please and be validated by his abusive father, so he did the work and let that go.
He was still very, very goth, though, because that is just who he is and his therapist supports him and so does his sweet, adorable husband.
Mobius occasionally arriving at work with black lipstick stains on his collar and/or cheek by Loki.
Very, very goth Loki bringing their baby dressed in rainbows to Mobius's workplace for lunch.
Mobius never hesitates to bring Loki to all the places previous non-goth partners never would, to encourage Loki to visit him at work if he wants, all the things.
But Mobius often feels self-conscious about the idea of going into Loki's spaces. Spaces meant for other goths. It isn't that he doesn't want to support Loki in that way, it's that he worries he will make others uncomfortable because of how he looks and how he very obviously doesn't belong there.
Loki teases him that he could always dress Mobius in black boots, black chaps and nothing else but a spike collar.
Mobius gives him a dry look and says he's no expert but he's pretty sure that's an entirely different thing.
Loki grins and giggles and simply says, "Is it?" In that mischievous tone of his.
Mobius rolling his eyes.
Lokius.
PROMPT.
Mobius comes home from work to find Loki holding their tiny giggling baby daughter against his chest so carefully, and dancing and singing along to the radio.
Lokius.
PROMPT.
I just read something on Threads from a parent whose teacher claimed that she was throwing an ice cream party for the students in her class and asked that the parents provide the toppings (sprinkles, chocolate syrup, stuff like that).
But it turned out that the kids had to earn their bowls, spoons, ice cream scoops, and each topping, by correctly solving math problems.
Some kids got two scoops of ice cream and tons of toppings, some kids got one scoop and no toppings. One kid "earned" his spoon and bowl, but no ice cream or toppings.
The parent on Threads said her daughter started crying and gave up halfway through due to anxiety.
The teacher never once said this is what was meant by ice cream party.
And that is absolutely appalling. Lots of teachers commented on how that was not only wrong and cruel by the teacher likely recognized that too and that's why they didn't tell the parents what they were going to do. Some mentioned that it sounds like rules and guidelines, possibly even laws depending on the state.
Others pointed out that some kids have dyscalculia and other types of disabilities.
I sat there and thought about every time I hear about something where teachers behave badly and the parents try to get some sort of accountability for the infractions it hardly ever seems to go anywhere.
And it made me think...what if Lokius were living on a timeline somewhere and this happened to one of their children and their math class?
Can you imagine Loki's reaction to that when he finds out?
I feel like, in some ways, giving a sense of cathartic justice is one of the things fanfic is for.
This is the link to the thread. If anyone wants to see it.
Sometimes, I think it would be fun to learn the transatlantic accent. I don't care that it's made up and pretentious and became outdated long before I was ever born. It's pretty.
But my laziness and short attention span work together to prevent me from doing this.
Lokius.
PROMPT.
Lokius are married and have a daughter. They live on Midgard where Mobius is a family medicine doctor.
One morning, their daughter who is currently four years old wakes with a mild fever and having a little bit of a cough.
Mobius enters the room to find his concerned husband petting their daughter's hair and cooing soothingly at her little pathetic pout.
"Hey, what's going on?" Mobius asked, gently, as he walked in and sat on the bed with the two loves of his life.
"Mobius, I just came in the wake her to begin the morning and she's coughing with a fever," Loki said.
"Aw, sweetheart. You don't feel good this morning? Let daddy have a look, huh?" Mobius asked, reaching over to feel at her neck and beneath her jaw.
"Darling, we should call a doctor," Loki said, with increasing worry.
"...."
They’ve been rotting in my brain for a while so naturally this is the result
Anyways I like to think if marvel weren’t COWARDS they would 1.) make Lokius canon (obvious) and 2.) explore Lokis shapeshifting. Because I want to see him as a cat
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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:
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Lokius. You could make this into Loki/Don, if you so wish because it fits in snugly that way, too. For Loki/Don, just change it to Don's wife before the divorce.
Friends to lovers. No TVA AU. Loki could still be Loki of Asgard or it could be a no powers AU. It works either way.
TW: Infidelity or adjacent, emotional/mental abuse, gaslighting, manipulation.
LONG PROMPT.
(Take what works and leave what doesn't. But I do love the idea of the loud sex next door.)
Lokius are best friends who both have feelings for each other, but have never confessed or done anything about it because Mobius has been married for the entire time they've known each other.
And Mobius loves and cares about his husband, he really does.
Loki hates Mobius's husband with the passion of 1000 suns, and it's only partially out of jealousy. Mostly, he hates his best friend's husband because the man is repugnant and isn't a good partner to Mobius. He frankly doesn't understand what Mobius saw in this louse to begin with.
But, while he does encourage Mobius not to be his husband's doormat, he doesn't go on the long diatribes of why he cannot stand the man out of respect for Mobius's feelings. He makes sure to tell Mobius when he shouldn't just accept disrespectful behavior from his husband (or anyone) and makes it clear he thinks Mobius could do far better, but he doesn't want to do or say anything that might cause Mobius to distance himself from Loki. He makes sure Mobius knows his door is always open and Mobius will always be welcome and Loki would do anything to help him should he ever need.
And then one day Mobius's husband asks Mobius for an open marriage. He claims he thinks it will spice things up and keep their marriage and their sex life fresh.
He also tells Mobius he is bored.
Mobius is hurt but after a long discussion that spanned three days, he finally gives in.
Loki was livid when he found out. Mobius was clearly very upset and admits that he only agreed because his husband pouted and stomped around like a child and guilted him about being selfish and not caring about his husband's feelings until he said yes.
Loki suspects that Mobius's husband has someone in mind already and, probably, has already been cheating on Mobius and just wanted permission to have an affair. Which he manipulated, bullied, and gaslighted Mobius into giving said permission, despite it being obvious he didn't want to and wasn't comfortable with it. That wasn't an open marriage, that wasn't an open relationship. That was coercion. And it was abusive. And Loki *hates* the man even more. For that, and for making Mobius cry.
Loki does not suggest that Mobius also begin seeing other people, and he does not offer himself up on the silver platter he wishes to. He won't take advantage of Mobius like that. If Mobius were anyone else, and Loki didn't love, care for, and respect him as much as he did, then he would have and wouldn't have had the least bit of shame about it.
Loki never claimed to be a saint. Far from it.
But Mobius was different, and far too important to him to be treated so callously. His husband had just manipulated him into letting him have an affair, Loki would not then use that as an opportunity to manipulate Mobius into his bed.
Mobius's husband found a bed partner rather rapidly, which only served to confirm Loki's suspicions about the man's motivations. And he didn't bother to be discreet. He was constantly talking to Mobius about the affair partner (Loki refuses to call him anything else, because Mobius's consent was not freely given), spent a lot of time with him, told Mobius all about their dates, spent lavishly on this other man, and was constantly comparing Mobius to this other man in a way that often made it clear he thought Mobius was lacking in many regards.
Loki had to suppress the urge to begin sharpening his daggers whenever he heard about it. He advised Mobius to leave the man, but of course he wouldn't. Mobius was too loyal for his own good sometimes.
But one day Mobius does decide that maybe he should also try to see other people. He reasoned that it might help him see things from his husband's perspective. It might help him just...in general.
His husband had been surprised and less than enthusiastic but agreed. Loki had not suppressed his smirk when hearing about it. Good. He hoped that needled and burrowed into that cretin's very brain. Clearly, in the moment, he had not been able to think up anything to say to try to preserve the double standard he clearly wanted to have in play here. He had not expected Mobius to also begin seeing other people.
Mobius met a woman on a dating app. Loki was extremely jealous, but he didn't let it show. Instead, he encouraged Mobius to go have a nice time with her.
And he did. He took her to dinner and a movie, and dancing afterward.
But in the end, he didn't sleep with her. He said they had both had a wonderful time and that she was a very lovely person but the spark had not been there. He had kissed her goodnight and delivered her safely into her Uber and then he had gotten his own Uber home.
This seemed to please Mobius's husband when he found out Mobius had not been able to bring himself to sleep with someone else.
What definitely didn't please Mobius's husband was the sound of Loki and Mobius having *extremely* loud sex next door two weeks later.
That might have been by Loki's design, since he had made sure they had sex outside on his backyard patio. Of course, nobody could see into his patio as it was covered and screened in with privacy screening ever since added the jacuzzi in last summer. His entire back patio was set up for entertaining very intimate guests.
Usually, of course, he took the actual sex indoors where they wouldn't disturb anyone with shouts of ecstasy, but tonight he very much wanted to disturb one very particular person.
He was rich, though, he could send all of the other neighbors apology gift baskets and consider it money very well spent.
After that night, Mobius filed for divorce from his cad of a husband and moved in with Loki. He did not let his husband simply keep the house next door, though. He insisted on selling *all* of their joint assets and splitting the money evenly.
A very lovely lesbian couple ended up buying the house, who made very good friends and neighbors.
As for Mobius's ex-husband, when his affair partner learned the truth about how he had treated Mobius, the affair partner dumped him and put him on blast on the internet. Mobius had been bringing in the majority of the money, so now the ex has to go to work and all of his co-workers dislike him because all he does is complain without any self-awareness about his divorce and his husband-stealing former next-door neighbor.
Lokius are having a grand time, though, and end up getting married.
Lokius.
TW: Homophobia
PROMPT.
Lokius retiring to the timeline and Loki basically becomes an suburban Ohio stepmom and one day one of the boys comes home upset because the school he goes to (the boys have a small age gap, but it's enough that they are in separate schools some years) has decided to modify a pre-planned reading program for his grade by removing any books or assignments that involve lgbtq+ "themes."
He's still small, in 2nd grade, and so he's upset enough to cry about it. He bad been looking forward to having assignments and books as part of the actual classwork that reflected his own life without the traditional cishet mom and cishet dad. He has a mom, even if she isn't in his life anymore (by her own choice but they don't say bad things about her in front of the boys and try to put as positive a spin on things as they can, and there are definitely specifics that the boys don't need to know right now because of how young they are), but he also has a dad who likes men and women and he has his other dad who is genderfluid and sometimes is his mom and sometimes his dad and sometimes his parent. And he loves all of his parents!
So, he is really upset that that isn't going to happen now and they're just gonna read dumb old boring books that reflect "normal" kids according to one of the teachers he overheard talking to another teacher in the hallway.
Why does that teacher not think he and his brother are normal?
And Loki, who is currently in his masculine form (but if he experiences enough feminine rage at people messing with his kids and family and making at least one of his heart babies cry, that could easily change) is livid. What the fuck kind of place do they live in??
Mobius is at work but he is due to come home soon. Loki sent him a text message about the incident and when Mobius walks in the door he is immediately greeted by his husband (atm) comforting their youngest son. He had been angry when he had gotten the text from Loki, not him or their son but at the school (Loki had only sent a short text and had not even gotten into the teachers their son overheard). But the scene he walks in on just breaks his heart into a million little pieces.