I'm underwhelmed

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zooophagous]

Look at these fucked up goldfish. I can't get over them. These are my children Depression and Existential Dread.

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[caats]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

this video is putting me in a daze i swear

[prguitarman]

Opening up the skittles portal

[a-shy-mimiktwo]

HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[eagle-writes]

Veni vidi conveni consedi

I came I saw I fits I sits

[chthonicist]

Delightful update - I learned "sits" as just "sedi" so I idly looked up "consedi" and:

I came, I saw, I fits, I establishes residence

I think this improves it immensely.

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[laurajameskinney]

there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

[laurajameskinney]

like you cant call a human being your nibling. you just cant.

[itsoofluffy]

My puppy is rather malleable when she’s napping. Decided to make a quick stop motion animation with her!

[everythingfox]

Sound on

(via)

[oliverr-gardenn]

fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

[oliverr-gardenn]

i meant road. road to success

[jellycreature]

Reblog the Toad of Success to sleep well, eat well, and have fun

[lustingfood]

Roasted garlic and basil tomato soup with garlic butter grilled cheese sandwiches on freshly baked brioche bread! (♡)

[sighinastorm]

STICK IT INSIDE ME!!!

[nothwell]

I don't understand how people think I'm unapproachable. I've been standing on this widow's walk staring out to sea for over a hundred years. Everyone in town knows where to find me.

[caats]