Inside My Head

[calitoti]

[operafantomet]

…one of these Americans were luckier with her costume than the other…!!!

[thebestoftumbling]

“NO MOOORREEE”

[babyoaky-deactivated20170502]

weneedsomehelpinaisle10

[edwardspoonhands]

Most of the people following me on Twitter thought I was having some kind of mental break.

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

[cherry--bradshaw]

jesus CHRIST

[cloudbusting85]

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

[daily-gr4ce-blog]

Pretty much

[gracehelbig]

YouTube.com/itsGrace

[operafantomet]

Ice green silk dress with embroideries in green and silver. The dress is made in a wrapping gown style, with a side-closed overdress over a metal lace blouse decorated with sequins.  The dress was worn by Queen Maud of Norway, and was made by the French fashion house Laferrière ca. 1909. In Baedeker’s “Guide to Paris” in 1890 Laferrière was described as one of the top three fashion houses of Paris, but little is known of them today.  Museum of Decorative Arts and Design, Oslo (photos by me). 

[batou]

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

[evilspice]

the guy beatboxing behind him

[madmenandmayhem-deactivated2015]

"the guy" is the italian president

[partlystarsmostlyvoid]

P-Francis and the Prez

[inquiriesofart]

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #429: If you require the use of a wheelchair at any point while employed by S.H.I.E.L.D., do not allow Tony Stark anywhere near it. Especially if he offers to ‘soup it up’ for you. [Submitted anonymously]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #442: Stop giving Loki kittens. [Submitted by Kyita]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #464: If Darcy Lewis threatens to taze you, walk away slowly. She isn’t kidding.

[Submitted anonymously]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #466: It is inappropriate to call Captain Rogers the following: Captain Ass, Captain American’t, Captain Virgin, the 90-year-old virgin, or Tony Stark’s Bitch. Any harm that comes to you by his hand, or that of any of his teammates, is your fault and S.H.I.E.L.D. will not be responsible for it.

[Submitted by goaskmacc]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #506: If you ask Mr. Stark to help you fix your computer, cell phone, glasses, car, microwave, or any other object, the object in question will certainly work, but any damage it ultimately causes to you, your possessions, or S.H.I.E.L.D. property is your responsibility.

[Submitted by witchyroses]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #514: Asking Agent Romanov if she earned her code name due to her bedroom habits is so far past ill-advised that it becomes borderline suicidal.

[Submitted by spotonmysoul]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #525: Please do not bring your small children to work to meet Thor. He’d be happy to see them, but he’d want to play with them all day. He has other things to do.

[Submitted by microsuedemouse]

[shieldrecruitsurvivaltips]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #531: Planning the most efficient shopping sprees is not the intended use for your tactical training sessions, but doing so is not actively discouraged. There may, in fact, be unofficial contests involved.