oh no

plague breeder / 28 / asoiaf: joyousedd

[proteinmom]

i'm sick in the head

[to2llynottoby]

this shit don't mean NOTHIN to me man

[proteinmom]

smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk i see God

[to2llynottoby]

i don need to see the price tag anyway. im high of twelve Jason Bornes

[proteinmom]

gulping sea monkeys by the gallon my tummy feel crazy

[to2llynottoby]

i have seen

The Magna Carta 📃

The Eye of Hora 🧿

i was flippin bricks for Monsa Musa before yall even became a Type 1 Civilization

this shit aint nothin to me you stupid piece of shit

[proteinmom]

last guy who ran out on the pack got choked out by some givenchy gloves the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and i let the archangels take him

[to2llynottoby]

i just popped a whole garbonzo bean, fuck you mean?

[proteinmom]

opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadron - i'm movin like oppenheimer

[to2llynottoby]

yeah we gettin that piratebay 🏴‍☠️ alien 🛸 shishkebab 🇹🇷 cordyceps 🍄 money

[proteinmom]

you think i care about this shit? ask me if i care about this shit cause i don't give a shit if i had a dollar for everytime they said i gave a shit i'd be broke cause i don't give a shit

[to2llynottoby]

this shit aint nothin to me man

ill kill you you stupid piece of shit

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber

[spoil-mynight-deactivated201909]

Favorite high school memory?

Leaving

[greenbloods]

layers of media analysis

what is the author saying

what is the narrative saying

what is the author saying that they don't know they're saying

what should the audience do about it

[ilynpilled]

#i would add 5. #what does the audience's reaction say

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[seaphine]

[lisamarieblair]

Funeral Parade of Roses, Dir. Matsumoto Toshio, 1969

[pattern-recognition]

they sent it alright

[orpheuslament]

dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean

[orpheuslament]

also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[bungerc0re]

knife fights are actually easy as fuck to win 100% consistently you just need to not be a pussy about it

[sacred-portal]

[zatla212]

[oneheadtoanother]