get a little bit Kingus Mingus

Tidings system, collective They/Them, 20s

[cryptotheism]

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

[k-simplex]

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

[whimsical-catacombs]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[noelle-ism]

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[a-pile-of-dolls]

[caitvisbian]

the plot of leverage:

[captain-price-returns]

[lucdoodle]

"Thanks for walking me home."

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[elliegoose]

nat puff is a real one

[cottoncandy-art]

art fight attack for @neon-gekco

[cottoncandylesbo]

this hurts to draw. why is he real.

[cottoncandylesbo]

going for a mix of genuinely cool edgy and used car salesman

[cottoncandylesbo]

i decided against the humanesque nose. artists with a more realistic style are basically fucked

[inthefallofasparrow]

I heard they were planning to make an Off-Broadway one-man show of 'The Shining', but the story was just going to be from Jack Torrance's point-of-view only and cut everything with his boy, Danny. Thankfully, this idea was canned for being too boring. It would seem all Jack and no boy, makes play a dull work.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[charl0ttan]

we're straight up dithering and greebling your boyfriend lol