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I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

pipermintz-deactivated20260402

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

natalieironside

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

segamascott

gayvampyr

important things happening in r/cats

minmos

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

minmos

why are you like this?

oscarjamesleigh

tastylemonbread

partywithponies

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

partywithponies

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

livethrushit

next-time-you-invite-pam

kingcatnine

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

f0xh0l3

I'd say we need to instill a new storyreading rule of thumb into people called "understand that creators have thoughts about their stories that don't make it into the final work because it's a detail irrelevant to the story" but you all already bastardised Chekhov's Gun so fuck it I guess

gupdoo3

I must have missed the storytelling rule of thumb where "pertinent information" means "irrelevant information"

f0xh0l3

Show me literally one published story that is incomprehensible without tertiary information.

Fair warning, if it's from a Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau type creator, I will laugh at you.

gupdoo3

Here

f0xh0l3

You know what the Doom thing is a good example, thanks.

I'd say the Star Wars sequel production was such a clusterfuck that they were breaking most storytelling rules anyway, and I haven't watched Stranger Things so I can't comment on that.

gupdoo3

LMAO yeah I feel like the sequel trilogy's general fuckery could have been avoided if it just had a consistent vision instead of being shoved around between two different directors with vastly different ideas of what it should be