get a little bit Kingus Mingus

Tidings system, collective They/Them, 20s

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[flowergirlmiwa]

the mediocre ex girlfriend you had no future with would like to haunt your dreams again

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1397: SGOW

11 april 2026

[kholdseid]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[segamascott]

[things-that-are-not-true]

whats a greebit

ask me another stupid question and i'll kill you

[things-that-are-not-true]

i just ate a greebit

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[nightofthelivingzed]

force bunnys you right next to your lettucegirl roommate. i like conflict.

[greenwraiths-deactivated2022042]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[charaznablespeteevee]

[charl0ttan]

why did they call them milkshakes.its not like they were making shakes from anything else lol

SNEAK ATTACK

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]

[tollhousecookie]

[n portal through posts 😁

[musclemanveryregular]

[n portal through posts 😁?

[countably-infinite-rats]

[ch- wait... guys???

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

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