get a little bit Kingus Mingus

Tidings system, collective They/Them, 20s

[guiltfactory]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[velvetys]

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[shiftythrifting]

Submission from Admin Duckie

[screenshotsofdespair]

[pokkin]

I am actually sick of the bug mush

[pokkin]

this house is a prison

[notahorseindisguise]

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

[actuallyapathy]

and the sequel: hmmmmm.... this serious personal post from a user i don't know seems like a warm, safe place to lay a fandom reference egg 🥚

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[janmisali]

where are you seeing this post right now?

dashboard (it's the original post)

dashboard (it's a reblog)

on op's blog

on someone else's blog

tag search

tags page

for you page

someone's liked posts

normal search

dashboard (as a recommended post)

something else

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Remaining time: 6 days 6 hours

[notahorseindisguise]

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

[miata-detector]

uhmmmm not sure if theres one in this post.

[notahorseindisguise]

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

[miata-detector]

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

[notahorseindisguise]

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[kriptodepresija]

Photography by Anton Corbijn for the Echo and the Bunnymen’s album The Game

[isawken]

some things are funnier left unfinished

[charl0ttan]

governments are a kind of system

[charl0ttan]

a president is a sort of alter

[balaclava-trismegistus]

its really funny how a fucked up thing can happen to you by pure bad luck and then your DNA is like BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF MISFORTUNE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKED FOREVER FUCK ALL OF YOU BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD CURSE BLOOD

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]