get a little bit Kingus Mingus

Tidings system, collective They/Them, 20s

[archivearchangelica]

Access for 10 ants only, 2006

[mabelsguidetolife]

the eleventh ant:

[blemgoid]

last remnants of solarpunk civilization killing & dying over tubs of yogert (all thats left)

[3liza]

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

[3liza]

IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY

[ospreyonthemoon]

inaction is itself an action- the action of trying to avoid a choice is taking a choice. you're gonna be known for being a coward and living a passive life where you change in the same way a tree rots- inaction will not leave you in the same place, it will make you spiral downwards. do things!!!

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[bus-noises]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[mrsterlingeverything]

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

[cottoncandylesbo]

(northernlion ganondorf voice) take his ass to the ant hill. you're gonna get one sting and it's gonna feel like a thousand

[luna-azzurra]

Real thing that changed how i write: I started asking "what does this character think is wrong with them" and separately "what is actually wrong with them." Those two things are almost never the same. She thinks she's too much. She's actually terrified of being too little. He thinks he's bad at commitment. He's actually just never met someone he trusted enough. The gap between their diagnosis of themselves and the real thing, that's your character arc right there. you don't have to explain it. just write both.

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[cottoncandy-art]

happy terrible comic day

[dogpuppy]

[txttletale]

we have heard much from you about dungeons and dragons. have you any thoughts on them individually? thoughts on dungeons themselves, thoughts on dragons in non dungeons and settings

honestly i'm kind of sick of dragons as just some big fucking animal (cool projects by speculative biology sickos notwithstanding). dragons should be majestic. a dragon should fill you with awe. a dragon should be a creature of the sublime

[charl0ttan]

aborted bank teller: i would have loved to tell

[charl0ttan]

aborted web developer; i would have loved to develop webs

[charl0ttan]

aborted finger: i would have loved to fing

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[muntzerism-diggerism]