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going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

bowsersex

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

bowsersex

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

dwergas-deactivated20180817

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL.

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

darnni

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

dwergas-deactivated20180817

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

ash-rigby

mutuals even if I don't talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I'm doing this

psygullart

SCRATCH MARKS LEFT ACROSS THE SURFACE OF YOUR MIND

guy who almost got killed by mothman TWICE. he's fine. he's not having panic attacks at stoplights. he doesn't see those burning eyes when he closes his own. he's doing good

inkfleck

look at my grim reaper dawg im going to hell

#really thought matt was dressed as necrobinder #spend a solid 5 seconds trying to figure out who jay was

gaycop

literally my favorite thing tim has ever said on the show

gumi-megpoidd

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

gumi-megpoidd

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

dogpuppy

charl0ttan

whyis this tweet my dead wife

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

the ballad of flimsy steve fades out in the club and for a moment there's a hush before the dj cranks up the another horse fly dance remix and the crowd goes completely apeshit