Prima facie,

hi this is christine previously detectivesmuttycarisi. bored? check out the masterlist! and find your requests here

[permanentna]

[bunlly]

“I want to taste you again, like a secret or a sin.”

— Matthew Perryman Jones

[breakfast-people]

[chunkecheeks]

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

[chunkecheeks]

john mulaney dies in infinity war

[writefasttalkevenfaster]

@inflagranteinnuendo spoiler alert

[inflagranteinnuendo]

not even his feminine hips could entice thanos’s ball sack chin mercy

[everything-about-horses]

[prettystuff]

[diamond]

[thedreslyn]

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[inflagranteinnuendo]

[theloversanddriftersclub]

[utopologist]

My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night  (via lesgardenias)

[annajoganiyan]

[inflagranteinnuendo]

skittle479 replied to your post “apfeldore replied to your post “Hi, this is anon. *cries* I just…”

@apfeldore @moriartyhiii 5.5 hands? How on earth you gonna reach the other side of the prostate, miss urologist?

it’s really not my yacht (yet), but a trusted urology resident says: 

you just gotta bend your finger like a Degas ballerina at the barre

boom prostate

failing that, get the probe

i.e. the rectal electroejaculation ultrasound probe

[whitney-hayes]

whitney hayes     NYC https://instagram.com/whighfield/

[inflagranteinnuendo]

apfeldore replied to your post “Hi, this is anon. *cries* I just love ur blog so much. I should be...”

you mean YOU can't construct sentences that make sense past 11:30pm... god help your patients when you're on call

@apfeldore​ i (as well as ryan gosling above x) have words for your ass: your opinion has been duly noted but since it’s a stupid ass opinion i have elected to refute its credibility

at 10:00PM on september 24th 2017 you asked for size ELEVEN gloves in the OR because you couldn't remember how to say "size SEVEN" so hereby i rest: 

my case 

your surgical career

[ka3sa3ko3]

[inflagranteinnuendo]

and all of my peaches are ruined bitch

[inflagranteinnuendo]

Hi, this is anon. *cries* I just love ur blog so much. I should be doing so much stuff for college, but catch me procrastinating while reading all of ur work. It is just so amazing. Thank you for all ur hard work. You're amazing.

hi my lovely college procrastinator this is christine

thank you so much!!! i’m very glad you’re enjoying the blog! 

tumblr says i got this message at 6:45am so unless you just one night’ed in bangkok or the philippines or hastings i hope you’re getting enough sleep ;)

if not go cosplay a reclining buddha (in a skimpy red bikini)

and to conclude my big sister/med student spiel on taking care (ish): have a motivational (ish) iMessage from this random overworked guy who can’t construct grammatically correct sentences past 11:30pm