Wild Flower Thing

collage-romance is my side blog :) Sally. 25. she/her

[hedgehog-moss]

Pirlouit experienced unimaginable torment at breakfast this morning.

The worst kind of bullying a donkey can go through. Someone tried to steal his hay.

(It's hard to take photos of Pan mid-crime because he is so fast. He's a shadow. A dream.)

(Or rather, a donkey's worst nightmare.)

To be fair, Pandolf clearly wasn't trying to steal anyone's hay. He wanted to kiss Pirlouit's cheek (he learnt this from Poldine), and was only going to do it once, but then Pirlouit freaked out at this blatant attempt to steal his mouthful of hay, and Pandolf thought Pirlouit's reaction was very funny, so he did it again five hundred times. (It gets funnier every time)

Are we having fun, Pirlouit?

If Pirou looks dirty it's because he rolled around in the mud first thing this morning. It was soft and refreshing and lovely, he thought this Tuesday was starting in a most auspicious manner.

But then Pandolf tried to steal his hay.

Eventually, Pampelune the Llamatriarch intervened, full of majestic authority.

I took Pandolf with me to lock him in the barn for a bit and let his friends eat in peace—but when I turned around I saw Pampe spit on Pirlouit to ban him from the communal pile of hay!

Pirlouit looked simply crushed under this avalanche of injustice.

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

Yeah this gonna bang on here I can smell it

[talonpaw]

black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

[violet-morrison]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Great Mama Mia chicken eater! Here we go again! My my, how could I sell this kitty for only $138.20! Will I ever know!

[chaaistheanswer]

my lady

[aicosu]

👽👽👽

[thisisnotjuli]

if you got married/were to get married, did/would you like to

take my spouse's name

have my spouse take my name

(just me) hyphen both our names

(just them) hyphen both our names

(both of us) hyphen both our names

I'd use my name for some things and their name for others*

they'd use their name for some things and mine for others*

we'd both use one name for some things and the other for others*

we both take each others' names (not hyphen)**

neither of us changes anything and we both keep our names as they are

other (what?)

i don't want to get married nor think about it hypothetically

Voting ended onFeb 2, 2024

*by this I mean like using one name for work/business and using the other in your/their personal life or in private

**meaning if your names are AA and BB you'd change them to AB and BA

I'd appreciate it if you'd reblog to get further teach and more results!! 🙏

[bread-and-roses-too]

Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".

The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?

[mistercrowbar]

Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

[hangthehierophant]

He goes to his sister’s house to play rugby and have a drink with his mates. His sister is like “you fucking loser get a JOB” and Howell is like “I have a job, I’m a wizard!” And she’s like “FUCK OFF”

[thegaymertrainer]

Omg Suzy you’re so crazy

[geocaprican]

[evilwizard]

why didn’t she warn us about covid

[swellisti713-blog]

she said this happened in 2021

[evilwizard]

why didn’t she warn us about the solar catastrophe of 2024

[mxanigel]

please take one and then pass it along 💜

hug

forehead kiss

smile

a silently mouthed "I love you" from across the room

Voting ended onDec 31, 2023

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[lestatfag]

the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

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