types as people iâve met irl (infp pov)
- in a constant loop between âyou know what FUCK SOCIETY I WILL LIVE MY LIFE HOWEVER I WANT AND DO WHATEVER I WANTâ and âi still lowkey want to please people around me and not cause too much conflict thoâ
- that thing when an ESFP starts describing a situation and they play out all people in it and they do it SO GOOD and itâs SO FUNNY do they all do that
- at the centre of attention is where they will be
- somehow doesnât exactly belong to any group but is considered a part of every group
- me: oh yesterday Iâve met /that person you have no chances of knowing/
ESFP: ooooOOOH I KNOW THEM
- is never home but somehow manages to sleep?????
- BEST LITERARY TASTES. If ENFP tells you to read that book you go read that book Iâm telling you
-Â âand they told me to do it but you know itâs stupid so iâm not gonna do itâ
- can be super annoyed by people they love, but remains loyal to their group
- angry with all their body, vivid gestures included. generally they are moving all the time.
- somehow pretty charismatic and it looks like they feel easy in a leader position
- life isnât a competition EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT IS
- i know only one and they are the class president somehow??????
-Â âWHEN I SEE MY MOTHER CRY IâM READY TO KILL SOME FUCKERS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOWâ
- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- i mean puns, ready to write to you at 3 AM just to proudly write a pun theyâve just come up with
- oh no you are sad??? itâs okay they will bake cookies or smh
- the more personal conversation gets the more âlmaoâ there is
- you can say when they feel happy to be around you and itâs just so adorable
- they are so smart & try to act like they arenât & everyone can see they are smart anyway so you failed, entp
- entp: iâm going to try doing that new thing and it will be awesome and i will love it!
entp, even more later: NO YOU KNOW IT WAS COOL ALL ALONG
- *drinks awful juice for the first time* *eats awful meal for the first time* âohhh itâs⊠pretty good!â
- really happy to be a part of some group but wonât say it out loud
-Â âand it was THEN when my Fe destroyed me!!â
- looks pretty egocentric & has the lowest self-esteem around
-Â âif I donât like it I wonât do it, itâs just that easyâ
- they are all attention whores (me too, infps)
- SO LOYAL LIKE IF AN ISTP LIKES YOU THEREâS LIKE 0.000001% CHANCE THAT THEY WILL EVER LET YOU GO
- after reading this will probably try explaining to me why the math comparison was wrong and didnât fit
- have such a hard time expressing their feelings
- if they like you and they can talk to you about their day they are so happy? just talk about what they were doing, really.
-Â âi feel bad? well i guess i will just bottle it up foreverâ
- can be rly rly quiet & needs a lot of alone time
- thereâs objective logic everywhere just let me find it logic is my bitch
- they will be frustrated if you donât make sense to them but they will try to understand - if not because they like you then at least for science reasons because âwhat is that wild creature and why do they act like that, i must observeâ
- âsarcasm is the only way I speakâ
- when I start talking to an INTP the 7 hours long conversation is almost guaranteed
- they seem so genuinely interested in what you have to say and ask questions and stuff & what they say makes you genuinely interested as well because they have such an interesting knowledge on subjects youâve never thought about
-Â âon the other side thoâ
- on most subjects itâs really easy to convince them because they are always open to see the other sideâs point of view
- usually remembers all youâve told them but always asks if they remember correctly
- intp: OKAY I MADE UP MY MIND
intp, a day later: ON THE OTHER SIDE,
-Â âlook at that dog!â
- so adorable just let me hug them all
- takes care of your shit since youâve met them
-Â âNO YOU KNOW WHAT. IâM NOT DOING THIS SHIT FOR THEM THIS TIME. THEY WILL HAVE TO MANAGE IT ON THEIR OWN. IâM DONE HELPING THEM. *does this shit for them because of course they wonât manage it on their own so someone has to*â
- saves the world since they were born
- will try to help, joke about how they failed to help, beat themselves internally over how they failed to help
- OKAY TIME FOR ANOTHER SELF-DEPRACATING JOKE
- you: *starts feeling bad*
INFJ, a second later, out of nowhere: hey are you okay?
- MAKES PLANS. SO MANY PLANS. HOW CAN YOU MANAGE ALL THESE PLANS.
-Â âiâve been planning on reading/watching it one day since 2004 but I havenât found any time since thenâ
-Â âmy Fe can tolerate your stupidity but my Ni-Ti is so doneâ
- always done with humanity
-Â âso usually when I wake up I have a strict plan of how this day is going to look like and itâs extremely pissing off when something doesnât go according to that planâ
- ISTJ: *is doing homework for ten hours*
me: do you maybe want toâ
ISTJ: NO I WONâT COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK IâM NOT WEAK
- somehow really wants to show you that you are important to them, even if they are awkward with feelings
- that smile they have when they talk about people they love doing stuff
- also that excited voice they have while doing so
- âI JUST DONâT UNDERSTAND. HOW CAN YOU JUST⊠NOT BE PREPARED.â
- their anger is so cold and so visible
- some values are not to be touched!
- really really REALLY cares about people they like
- is really sensitive for their loved onesâ pain and really awkward when trying to comfort them but boy do they try
- that person that will come back for you after the group wanders off and you are left behind
- INTJ, about really hard situations theyâve been through: âthis wasnât such a big deal tho, I mean eh, itâs over nowâ
-Â âHOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO STUPID I JUST DONâT UNDERSTANDâ
- ignorance pisses them off even more than it pisses off other human beings
- itâs Monday and my INTJ dad calls me when Iâm at school.
INTJ: hey, I have something important to tell you.
INTJ: could you pick up [your sister] from school-
- âyou know I just⊠donât like it when something doesnât go according to my planâ
- will plan everything for the trip before you try helping