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idk friend

[relelvance]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is typical from alabama but the fucking wording of this lmfao

[glyphsmash]

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

[tchaikovskaya]

[mimikyufriend-moved]

detective pikachu said gay rights!

[sacred-portal]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

i trust them all

[imalwaysaslutfordrag]

All the straights at the Met Gala:

[rosamundpike]

[2000ish]

13 Going on 30 (2004)

[lilacbreastedroller]

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

[geniusoflove]

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

[geniusoflove]

me listening to voulez vous 

[lesbiskammerat]

[a-yoda-a-day]

love legally blonde. movie changed my life

[snickernut]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[pondweeds]

that wasn’t very gay rights of you

[great-tweets]

[source]

[kristiemewisstan]

he’s zoomin

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[godisadilf69]

This is what they like to call Environmental Storytelling

[iameverysparklywoman]

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…