Silmarillion Whore

• Sauron is my husband and Fëanor is my lover - I have a complicated love life.. • 23 - Norwegian - Tolkien and multi fandom-lover - don't be shy! <3 • artblog: ingvildschageart • Roleplaying blog: wifeofsauron •

[cowboysuggest]

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[youngman-willow]

Maglor in valinor

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[sanctuarytrin]

Hey if I ever like or reblog something from your intra-fandom nemesis or whatever pls don’t hate me or think I’m taking sides because straight up I don’t know wtf kind of Greek tragedies are playing out in this fandom half the time

[phantastus]

#its not my job to keep track of who’s mad at who

[osointricate]

“you should go back in your blog and make sure none of your posts are flagged”

um

no

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[adteachings-deactivated20220125]

[misspelledlife]

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

[mickeyandcompany]

Remember Who You Are, by Mark Englert (The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast)

[jeannepompadour]

Byzantine costume from the 4th to the 6th century;

Emperor Constantine and his mother Helena, 4th century

“Churchgoer and Lady of rank”, “Royal couple” and “Woman of rank and civil official”, 4th century

“Gala Placida and Valentinian III” and"Byzantine couple", 5th century

“Empress Theodora” and “Courtiers”, 6th century

[la--leonessa-deactivated2018051]

all i have to say on breastfeeding is that the fact that it is even slightly controversial is just one of the many symptoms of a lecherous, sex-obsessed society. it’s an insult to the dignity of women.

[thecybersmith]

How dare society be concerned about public decency?!

(that was sarcasm)

Nobody is stopping you from breastfeeding in private.

But in public, where it could be seen by children, trauma-stricken war veterans, or the elderly?

There is a case to be made that they should be able to go about their lawful business without being exposed to the areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas.

[aceofsnakes]

trauma stricken veterans of what

the titty wars?

[thecybersmith]

Don’t be crass!

[aceofsnakes]

I apologise, I meant of course

The Wars of the Breast (1967-1969)

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[ofgraceandgods]

“The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.”

— Bob Marley (via imelanievanessa)

[urbanfarmzine-deactivated201807]

[binickandros]

[spectral-musette]

Friendly reminder that Éowyn and Faramir can’t pay any mind to your sad headcanons because they are busy with their extremely canonical and deeply romantic kissing scene.

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

[wibsies]

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

[protectignisscientia]

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

[petitetiaras]

[floptina]

mulan dont give a shit

[jkimisyellow]

mulan has run out of fucks to give

[beltierducoeur]

Mulan no curr

[gaymerlag]

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

[beyoncesupremacy-deactivated201]

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

[phillywillygasp]

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

[l3nvi-deactivated20140906]

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

[keshawnrob]

MULAN NO CURR

[trashdamn-deactivated20130928]

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

[thelastmelinian]

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

[hayatecrawford]

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

[throwbackblr]

Wreck it Ralph 2 (2018)