the universe said so

she/her 🌟 20+

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[dtilmnh]

[inhaletherain]

ai fucking sucks i miss when everything was cake

[teathattast]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[dustisus]

the trifecta

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[victusinveritas]