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They/Them

[inkdevi13]

I’ll be constantly searching for Devin Levi’s Rather smoke than breath album and his Atari in Atlantis album like I’m begging for fucking change

[inkdevi13]

I’m white knuckling this video like it’s the fuckin philosophers stone

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

[visenyaism]

However using the “every time a Targaryen is born the gods flip a coin quote” in reference to season 3 Rhaenyra is hilarious if true. I think there may have been some other factors at play and not just dragon madness. 

[visenyaism]

you know what they say madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. and every time a Targaryen is born and raised as an afterthought to an unborn baby brother that doesn’t ever exist and then her dad has her mom killed to try and unsuccessfully procure said male heir and then her dad marries her middle school girlfriend and they have a bunch of kids whose job is to usurp her, even though her daddy pinky promised that she was the prophesied heir who was going to save the world from the apocalypse and then didn’t do anything to protect her claim or back that up ever and then she gets groomed and summarily abandoned by her chud uncle and then can’t even have a good time with her blended family of her gay husband and her hot knight boyfriend and her three inexplicably yet unremarkably brunette sons because boyfriend dies in a fire that his weird little brother started and one of her sons gets de-eyed and then her middle school girlfriend is mad at her again even though what was she supposed to do? And then marries her chud uncle has two more kids finally reconciles with her middle school girlfriend and all is right in the world until her dad dies and then her middle school girlfriend’s alcoholic son, her half brother, usurps her in a surprise decades long misogynistic plot, and then her middle son gets chomped in twain and she miscarries her daughter so she has to be a boy mom and then her chud uncle-husband abandons her to go get tortured by a witch who reads a lot of Freud and they just keep losing battles so they have to give all the bastards dragons and then her oldest son is mad at her for that for some reason and then she goes to the city to try and make up with her middle school girlfriend who doesn’t want to give her the throne anymore so she hooks up with her uncle husband‘s ex-girlfriend who tries to start a peasant revolt and then her middle school girlfriend is back at her house somehow (I was kinda drunk this episode) but her son ran away with her boyfriend’s weird little brother for gender reasons, so she can’t exchange political prisoners. And then her oldest son and heir dies trying to save her two youngest from getting kidnapped by pirates off the getaway car(named the Gay Abandon btw). So she takes the capital and life starts killing people, but it’s just doesn’t feel the same so she raises taxes by 1,000,000,000% and then her chud uncle-husband runs off again and the city hates her and then her youngest son also dies.

Well, every time that happens, the gods toss that coin in the air and we all hold our breath to see if they will succumb to latent dragon madness

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[catluvr985]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[bonivers]

[creekfiend]

How autoimmune conditions can unexpectedly drive mental illness

Antibodies mistakenly attacking the brain are linked with conditions including schizophrenia, dementia and OCD, prompting a revolution in ho

it may interest some of you to know that there is likely an autoimmune/inflammation component of many mental illnesses that we do not fully understand yet. the immune system and the nervous system are very connected both to each other and to all our other systems in ways that, again, we do not fully understand

reminder that psychology is both a very new and also a very SOFT science. if someone in psych is confidently positing that science understands the way the brain functions and malfunctions, they don't know enough to know how little they know. we do NOT understand the brain like we act like we do.

[dogpuppy]

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

[77rpm]

:(

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow