[wolfblod]

Art by me, 1st grade

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[miracoll]

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[pluviofleur]

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

[pluviofleur]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Eventually we get larger from eating them

[byjove]

do you ever look back on your childhood and think “I should have terrorized the adults around me more”

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[ysolt]

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

careers under capitalism

helping elderly people: one dollar

Senior Torture Manager: $1,500,000,000/yr plus benefits

[limerencs]

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time

[miseria-fortes-viros]

listen, okay, i get what you’re saying but the hunger games are REALLY important for the country’s economy. they generate more revenue in just a few weeks than all of the districts do in like, six entire months. AND they’re an integral part of our culture. not just the capitol! the districts rely on the games too. we can’t just ABOLISH them. that’s CRAZY. but of course i support trans rights! they should have the right to put their names in and showcase their courage and bravery as their PREFERRED gender. but it’s funny you brought that up because i’m actually starting a petition to introduce a nonbinary category as well! tributes shouldn’t be required to align with arbitrary sex characteristics in order to compete. i mean, it’s 2316! i know the districts aren’t as advanced as we are here in the capitol, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be encouraging gender diversity. i’ll take the signatures to the city offices once i have enough. honestly, i have high hopes! the local lgbt community is sure to support it. plus, i mean, why would anyone be against it, really? just think! we could have THREE tributes from each district instead of just two. imagine the economical impact of twelve extra tributes every year! wouldn’t that be something! what do you think? will you sign?