Ya Boi Is Lost In The Woods

He/They, 22, just a weird Guy

[milf-adjacent]

The Cock and Ball Torture Wikipedia Page Vocoded to the US National Anthem (you're welcome)

[loth-catgirl]

bringing this back for the big day

[catboybiologist]

All rise for the national anthem 🫡🫡🫡

[lunarlagomorph]

[lunarlagomorph]

[damazcuz]

em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

[targetedknowledge]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the urge to roller skate to the library is so strong this morning

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

but then again so is the urge to bake some granola. much to consider.

[sammys-magical-au]

Why not both?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

well I only have so much time before work :/

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you guys are not gonna believe this but I actually did manage to go to the library and make granola. always believe in yourself.

[scoes]

the character

[scoes]

i fear the situation is dire

[incognitopolls]

Off the top of your head, can you think of a fictional character with whom you share a first name?

Yes

Something very close, but not exactly the same

No

Voting ended onApr 28, 2025

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[gracklesong]

My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

[gracklesong]

The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me

[giragirameganedan]

[getting yelled at by a new york deli employee to hurry up with my order] ohhhh i get it this is a ‘tsundere’ cafe

[animentality]

[ispyspookymansion]

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

[bogleech]

It should be illegal to require a phone number for any website that's not like your insurance or your bank account. Wtf happens if you suddenly lose that number anyway?? I have no idea.

[they-bite]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

[yeahhpiehh]

jokerkind specibus ass

[they-bite]

[jaydove-writes]

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

[ask-space-race-mod]

What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

[they-bite]

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight

[tropiyas]

this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

[kaibacorpintern]

breaking news!!! kaiba's not actually wearing a trench coat but rather an oversized short sleeve cardigan

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

[kyraneko]

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall