Gimme Some of that Vampire Money

[geographyofrobots]

instagram / twitter

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[paxamericana]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

[pieartsystuff]

i hate

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

[fuckallelse]

“made the best” my ass. They were literally digging for change.

I’m sure those people could write a memoir wherever they are. Lord knows they deserve the money they’d get from it.

[twitblr]

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

part of me cannot believe Masque of the Red Death became relevant again in this the godless year 2020, but the other part of me feels like it’s the natural conclusion of things

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone turn this into a meme

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bonus points for toilet paper jokes

[grelliam]

Me: Okay, I have all of these things I need to get done within this specific time frame

Adhd Brain: :(

Me: ... So I'll start by making a bullet-point list of everything and check things off as I go

Adhd Brain: :D

[grelliam]

[grelliam]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchgirl42]

What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4 and seeing that their plan to keep the Unwashed Masses from intruding on them during the apocalypse is armed guards up on the ground patrolling the perimeter, which just illustrates the mindset of these people, they think they can buy anything, including the idea that people will voluntarily stick around and defend them once society collapses.

[systlin]

Okay

I went to that link and looked at the pictures and like….they don’t post the location of that bunker but.

I think I know where it is.

I’ve been north of Witchita Kansas, which is where they say it is, and I Recognize That Landscape, y’all.

Also, the Mr. Is a professional welder.

So like. Uh. Well.

[teaboot]

Sure would be terrible if someone saw this and felt motivated to break a law or two

[gaxhar]

Sure would be terrible if word got out that it was at 39.4118°N, 97.6803°W, about two hours north of Wichita just west of route 81

[arachne-gorgons-web]

Gimme some money for a plane ticket, I’ll be your man.

[rayjii]

Which type are you?

[andreggvil]

the hell is 6 i have never seen anyone do 6 before

[guygirder]

he just ate 15 mild chicken wings and dont want sauce on his glasses whats not to get

[rodrickheffeley]

pandemic:

poor people: maybe rich people will open their purses

rich people: alwexa plway imwawgine bwy jwohn lwenon 🥺

[rodrickheffeley]

[mjalti]

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

[kakyoiin]

[dclcevita]

Cultural quarantine masterpost

Making the most out of social distancing. Feel free to add more!

2,500 Museums You Can Now Visit Virtually

If you’re feeling hungry for art while you’re stranded at home, here are our 12 selections out of 2,500 world-class museums and galleries th

A List Of Live Virtual Concerts To Watch During The Coronavirus Shutdown

We're updating a list of live musical performances from around the world, categorized by date and genre.

10 Art History Classes You Can Take Online (for Free)

11 Science and Tech Museums You Can Tour Virtually

Here are some awesome virtual tours of world-class museums from around the world.

Free Resources on MUSE During COVID-19

We bring the museum to you - Van Gogh Museum

How to enjoy the museum from home? Take a look at the selection, inspired by Vincent van Gogh

[cryptonature]

‪You won’t see most of this planet. Under each rock. Beneath the water. Secrets of air and soil. ‬

‪Can you feel the joy behind this limitation?‬

‪That there is always a new thing to discover, a new way to grow, is one of the sweetest parts of living, and it’s free and inexhaustible.‬

[french-boat-deactivated20181217]

Happy birthday to the funniest thing ever posted to the internet

[rubykaryatis]

Just like… wanna make sure that people know this was posted on a Christian forum as a parody of Christian homeschooling

[mikachu1122]

[garrus-vakkarian]

Two Bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're following the CDC guidelines on avoiding coronavirus. Stay safe kids.

[gaycism]