stickynotes10

idk man i’m just gay and get bored a lot. maybe one day i’ll be funny

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[sealonascooter]

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

[aerinalanna]

[greelin]

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

[greelin]

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

[yeahawvampire]

How's Curious George doing btw

[greelin]

hey. That was devastating

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[cylon-tea]

I’ve befriended a socially progressive octopus

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[uvb76fan]

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[knights-unwelcommentary]

lesbians winning against 100% of all space false crime allegations

[animentality]

[the-sun-station]

the follow up here is absolutely fucking vital

[teaboot]

There’s a new lady at my work and I’ve been left alone to show her the ropes and in the dead silence I searched desperately for appropriate small talk and started with “so… did you grow up in the area?”

This woman has a Spanish accent thicker than a pound cake

We are in British Columbia

[teaboot]

Today we were going over how to interact with people while in uniform and she asked me “what is ‘no cussing’?” and instead of saying “swearing, cursing, profanity, rude language” I blanked and went uh. Like. Shit fuck dick ass bitch hell. While in uniform

[fynn-cerulean]

That's called disadvantage, where you roll twice and pick the lower number

[teaboot]

Her aura making me roll with disadvantage. White in uniform

[the-haiku-bot]

Her aura making

me roll with disadvantage.

White in uniform

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[threedollarsdotcom]

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

[thoodleoo]

pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[shaydh]

I have done the cross stitch

[poolboydivision]

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ℹ️Stupid Asshole Who Misread Your Post would like to send an anonymous ask

[snivy]

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

[kyrianne]

When I worked at Target, it was during the winter, and this guy comes up to my register with a neutral-colored beanie with a fake fur pompom on top. All embarrassed and cringing, asking me if it was a woman’s hat and if it would be weird for him to get it.

I was like, “It’s just a hat. If you like it and you wear it, it’s not a woman’s hat, it’s just your hat. You don’t need to follow what the tag says if you don’t want to.” And it was like I gave him some kind of awe-inspiring wisdom he’d never considered, and he left with that hat on his head.

More cishets need to hear and internalize this message because so many of them are avoiding things that would make them happy just because of it having a label on it for whatever gender.

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[egberts]

she saw the bites on my shoulder

vasnt me

and that I'm not getting older

vasn't me

[ankshis]