Friendship Headcannons I have about mphfpc:
1) Fiona & Enoch. I've talked about them before, but in my mind these two are best friends and have been so for like a century. They almost never talk but they somehow managed to know everything about everyone in that house.
2) Enoch & Hugh: These two are like, peak annoying brothers in my head. They bicker constantly and have thrown each other of the stairs at least one time each but if you say anything but about the other, then either a swarm of bees or a gangle of homunculi will get you.
(In general, Hugh, Fiona and Enoch are the living embodiment of the whole "I'm not the third wheel, I'm their child" trend)
3) Hugh & Claire: Hugh is Claire's honorary older brother and Hugh takes that role very seriously. He has taken part in multiple tea parties and has said the words: "Yes, I'm Princess Genevieve Anastasia Victoria Pinkbow" in a 100% serious voice. I also could totally see Claire becoming the godmother to Hugh and Fiona's kid down the line, if they ever have any.
4) Fiona & Jake: After reading tDoDA, these two have just become the ultimate bros in my mind. If they were in an ordinary highschool they would've been getting high together while skipping class and planned the ultimate senior prank.
5) Enoch & Emma: Common misconception but Enoch wasn't wary of Jake because he liked Emma, it was because he is that one friend that trashes his friends' exes like it is a full time job. He couldn't get over what Abe had done and he might've had cursed his entire bloodline at some point so Jake was an immediate no from him.
6) Millard & Horace: They basically just bond over thinking that they are better than everyone else and then get into fights about which one of them is better, and the cycle goes on.
7) Bronwyn & Horace: She's the older sister he never had. They constantly hype each other up and she has given an in depth shovel talk to Enoch as a warning. They will sometimes sit together and make new clothes out of the old and worn out ones.
8) Olive & Ricky: Olive honestly just thinks that Ricky is very cool, in that "child who sees an alt person for the first time" type of way. Ricky has just accepted it and is teaching her his ways. He also thinks that her shoes are the most metal thing ever (Ha!).