In Lieu Of Wit

Hi, I'm Eloise

[lizbukchoy]

fellow youth minister: hey kids, give a big welcome to your new youth pasta

me, trying to sit backwards on a chair but immediately falling off because i am a large pile of noodles and sauce: you know who else's body was a carb?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babyanimalgifs]

And that, is the world’s cheapest yard remodel.

[prideprejudce]

pride and prejudice: a summary 

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[ironmaidenhead]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[cheese24k]

[felicefawn]

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

[deactivated-12312018]

STOP IT

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

hELP

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

[everythingfox]

BIG obstacle

[godlessondheimite]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

And then getting anxious immediately afterwards that they think your staring because your homophobic

So you try and Smile Reassuringly

And then later on your anxiety kicks in again and you worry if they thought your smile was Creepy

[angelofchaos73]

I

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I could watch this all day.

[spitefence-deactivated20190820]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[pervocracy]

Everyone goes on about how algorithmically-targeted ads are so creepily precise that they know everything about you, but I still can’t convince my Google ads that I’m not pregnant, I don’t own a horse, and my purchase of a home thermostat was a one-time thing and not the start of a comprehensive thermostat collection.

[ulibeanzz]

you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that