Incorrect Starkling Quotes

A series of incorrect quotes by and About the Stark Children

[inncorrect-starklings]

Sansa: I’m breaking…

Margaery: I’M PREGNANT!

Sansa: …

Sansa: The signal, Marg…

Margaery: Sorry… I panicked….

[inncorrect-starklings]

Arya: I’m gonna take you out!

Gendry: Great! It’s a date then!

Arya: No I meant it as a… threat… dammit…

Two hours later

Arya: {at a boba place with Gendry} This is some bullshit…

[inncorrect-starklings]

{Coming Back from a double date}

Val: Shall we get dessert?

Jon: Sure thing. Let me look up a cafe or something.

Sansa: What?! Have you forgotten your sister's (my) teachings?!

Sansa: "There is no dessert as sweet as you are!" is the correct response!

Sansa: Or, "You're the best dessert!"

Margaery: {Covers Sansa’s mouth} It's...fine!

Sansa: {muffled protests}

Margaery: Please, continue.

[inncorrect-starklings]

Cersei: Sansa dear, you’ll quickly learn that men only want one thing, and it’s disgusting

Sansa: Wash it then?

Cersei: what!

Sansa: What?

[inncorrect-starklings]

Margaery: You know I’m a communist.

Sansa: Oh?

Margaery: Yeah. I’m gonna use my mouth and leave Marx all over you

[inncorrect-starklings]

Sansa: Why should I trust you! Everyone else I’ve ever dated were dogs!

Margaery: Meow!

[inncorrect-starklings]

Arya: I was thinking of getting my bangs done.

Myrcella: {gasps} I was thinking of getting my bangs done too! We should get them done together!

Arya: Um sure?

Myrcella: We can be bang buddies!

Arya: 🤯🤯🤯

[inncorrect-starklings]

Margaery: Are you coffee?

Sansa: Ummm, no?

Margaery: Cause I’m gonna be grinding your bean.

Sansa: 😳😳😳

Margaery: 😈😈😈

Arya: {sighs} I’m standing RIGHT HERE

[inncorrect-starklings]

Sansa: {to Margaery} I need help with my vents. Some of the seats in my room are too cold, others too hot, the whole Goldilocks sitch.

Cersei: {butting in} You know, if a girl came into my house, and ate my porridge and slept in my bed, I'm eating her ass.

Sansa: …

Margaery: …

Cersei: To be clear in this hypothetical, I'm a bear.

Sansa: …

Cersei: The animal.

[inncorrect-starklings]

{Texting}

Catelyn: Theon! Why in the seven hells did you tell my husband that BDSM stands for “Burgers, Drinks, Sandwiches and Milkshakes”?

Catelyn: He invited the Tallharts over for a BDSM party!

Catelyn: WE ARE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!!

[inncorrect-starklings]

5 year old Arya: I am the darkness!

Catelyn: {Pulls her into her lap}

Arya: oh you want cuddles? I can do cuddles!

Arya: BUT I AM STILL THE DARKNESS!

[inncorrect-starklings]

Jon: Hey mom, before you had me did you want a boy or a girl?

Lyanna: I just wanted a massage…

[inncorrect-starklings]

Cersei: Hmmm, smells like Fireball

Sansa: For us non-alcoholics, we call that Cinnamon

[inncorrect-starklings]

Sansa: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Dany: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[inncorrect-starklings]

Ned: You are the most jealous woman I know

Catelyn: you know other women? 😡😡😡

Ned: …

[inncorrect-starklings]

Myrcella: My mother thinks you turned me gay.

Arya: She's right, sorry. Tell her she's next.

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Lyanna and Jon🥺

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