Assbutt

"I lost my shoe" ~Sam Winchester "Pudding!" ~Dean Winchester

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[Top: NAKED LIGHT

Bottom: REGULAR LIGHT IS TOO MAINSTREAM]

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Ed.: A reference to this for those of you who (like me) had forgotten.

[Top: ULTRA-MEGA MANSCAPE LATHER

Bottom: 3 TIMES FLAMMABILITY BUT TOTALLY WORTH THE RISK]

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[Top: WORKING OUT?

Bottom: NAH, I JUST BUY MY SHIRTS TOO SMALL]

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The pornstache is legendary.

Ed.: The pornstache makes me want to claw out my eyeballs.

[Top: MY NEW PORNSTACHE

Bottom: I KNOW MY FANS WILL LOVE IT]

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[Top: LOOKING FOR THAT MAGIC RAINBOW?

Bottom: IT’S GONE UNDERGROUND]

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[Top: IF YOU HEAR THIS ON THE RADIO

Bottom: THEN YOU’RE NOT DEAF]

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[Top: NEVER REALLY SAID TOO MUCH…

Bottom: YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND ANYWAY]

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[Top: DAVID ARCHULETA?

Bottom: OH, YOU MEAN ARCHIE…]

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[Top: TRY TO LEAVE A LIGHT ON…

Bottom: FROM IKEA, PREFERABLY]

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[Top: ANALOG HEART

Bottom: REGULAR HEARTS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM]

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[Top: LIFE ON THE MOON

Bottom: EARTH WAS TOO MAINSTREAM]

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[Top: THIS QUIET NIGHT

Bottom: YOU KNOW, FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN’T HANDLE A LOUD MORNING]

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[Top: I WALK BACKWARDS NOW

Bottom: WALKING FORWARDS IS TOO MAINSTREAM]

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[Top: TELL SAME PIRATE JOKE OVER AND OVER

Bottom: TELLING A JOKE ONCE IS TOO MAINSTREAM]

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tulsa, ok - 09.22.13 [photos by: kevin pyle]

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tulsa, ok - 09.22.13 [photos by: kevin pyle]