to be (yours)

Call me Void! | 19 | This was supposed to be a Naruto blog but I can't have a single-fandom blog for my life, so also expect Fate + other reblogs | My art tag is #scoriart :D

[gwyoi]

oh mein gott a viener dog!

[forevereatingmars]

[narkinafive]

[bathroomcube]

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

[bathroomcube]

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

[libertineangel]

Democrat political strategy

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[carnival-phantasm]

Gonna be on 12-hours duty at the hospital for the first time tonight, wish me luck

[carnival-phantasm]

The idea is doing the opposite, but thanks!

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it, lads!

[unyanizedcatboys]

w-which one did you do

[carnival-phantasm]

We did it!!! 👏👏

[babyyoumakemelesmiserable]

actually crying rn

[huffylemon]

I don’t feel like posting today so

[cryptologicalmystic]

BILL NYE!!!!!!

[huffylemon]

ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.

[celadon-joestar]

yaaaaaaaaaaay

[huffylemon]

ok, but you all have to pay attention and fill out these worksheets or else you don’t get points for today.

[evilscientist3]

did you know there’s little creatures eveeywhere in the entire world always

yeah yeah yeah its so amazing and incredible. theres bug and worm and crustacean and nematode and bacterium and fungus and protist and archea and virus and algae and

[valtsv]

hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space

[valtsv]

what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years

[pseudomantis]

i love file names i love gif i love png i love jpg i love mp4 i love mp3 i love txt i love pdf i love jar i love wav i love zip

[maykitz]

my mother observing birds using the bird feeders she put up for them:

[maykitz]

[auratism]

i usually block p*rnbots but this one can stay

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

rearranges your dna alphabetically

[thatoddtetrapod]

You’d die

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

i wouldn't. because im doing it to you

[worcestershire-sauce]

This thumbnail is killing me

[rezindian-deactivated20210804]

[depsidase]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[linguisticillustrations]

Finally, society managed to combine Morphology (linguistics) and Morphology (biology)

[knottahooker]

@magicalskeleton

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

[toytowns]

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

[squigglebug]

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

[renpai1]

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?