inner starlight penguin

28, married, 40 hr a week job, graduate degrees....and still sad

[innerstarlightpenguin]

older women at work

stop slut-shaming younger women. let us wear whatever we want. it's not club wear it's a day dress and it's fuckin 90 degrees outside and really hot in here and we don't interact with customers??? and you make us COME IN TO WORK? other ppl get to work from home?

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still salty

over the time my boss said "napping is a bad habit" - you are just jeally that i work close enough to home that i can go take a power nap for lunch and come back all refreshed and happy. men in power positions are really idiots

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alani nu

energy drinks are decent (but high calorie ish - 15 cals for those little cans??? wtf)

fit snacks SUCK i just ate one and the entire time i was thinking wtf is this

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magic spoon current ranking

magic spoon cereal from https://magicspoon.com/ i did make your own 6 pack so havent tried all the flavors yet but probs will

maple waffle oooo so good and the maple comes thru and just slaps

cookies n cream cream flavor and vague chocolate ness + milk = yum

birthday cake enough sweetness to satisfy

frosted sweet

honey nut not sweet enough

blueberry muffin not sweet enough AND not blueberry enough so kinda meh :(

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tasty pastry current ranking

my rankings of legendary tasty pastry (https://www.eatlegendary.com/collections/pastries)

top tier: BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON in a stunning upset, BSC is the best best best. it's all the homey sweetness i could crave in a protein snack...my new shark week obsession for sure

blueberry omg it's so good i could eat a whole box???? but somehow the protein hits and im ok with just 1 idek theyre just great literally changed my life i would probably pay 10$ a pop if thats what it cost lmao

strawberry - THE FRUIT FLAVORS HITTTTTTTTT like this is close to blueb, i just prefer actual bluebs more (fave fruit) so maybe that's my bias. both fruits great

birthday cake - pretty good & sweet and i prefer the white cake part to the chocolate cake (the chocolate edges are like chalky i think) but just middle of the road. would probs not order a case

red velvet - surprisingly good since it's chocolate-lite? i liked it lol

cookies & cream - same as birthday cake, decent, just a little lower cause chalky chocolate

hot fudge - there is a HUGE gap between the fruits flavors and the chocolate flavors which is disappointing? but the hot fudge still is much better than chocolate cake bc the inside is actually gooey chocolate

chocolate cake worst one so far, the chocolate inside isn't even like poptart filling at all its dry idk sucks for the chocolate to be so bad

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Foster cat was yeowling all night 💀

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i love cats in windows....

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-autumnal asks-

pumpkin spice: what’s your drink of choice?

wool socks: what’s something you look forward to in fall?

falling leaves: you’re stranded on a desert island and here’s the twist; what three things do you NOT bring with you?

smelly candles: what’s your absolute favorite scent?

big sweaters: do you prefer the cold, warmth, or a perfect in-between?

halloween: if you could dress up as anyone/ anything and pull it off absolutely flawlessly, who/what would it be?

cozy blankets: where do you feel the most safe and at home?

hot tea: when was the last time you kissed someone (if you haven’t had your first kiss, who would you like that first someone to be?)

flannel: what’s your favorite day of the year? is there a reason it’s your favorite?

chilly air: what’s your least favorite and favorite type of weather?

scarves: if you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life what would it be?

apple cider: if you could throw a party, and invite absolutely anyone, who would they be?

haunted houses: what’s your scariest memory? (if you don’t have one/ don’t want to talk about it, what’s your biggest fear?)

fuzzy boots: if you could live in any year/era, which would it be and why?

thanksgiving: what is something/someone you’re the most thankful for? any particular reason?

black friday: what is one thing, if anything, you would sell your soul to own?

apple picking: if you could go anywhere, where would it be and why?

corn mazes: do you have any secret talents/abilities?

hay rides: if you could pick absolutely anything to be your form of transportation, what would it be?

the color orange: do you have a specific song that reminds you of autumn? what is it?

windy nights:if you could go to any concert whose would it be?

holding hands: do you believe in soulmates?

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I'll do this if anyone asks :)

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Source

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This is Tahquamenon Falls in the upper peninsula of Michigan, and also one of my favorite places to go. Shoutout to the UP

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visions of escape, yet again, while stuck somewhere i can't bear to be...

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Wonderful Autumn 🍁 ❤️ by neohumanity

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attempting to make myself feel better by at least SEEING the second-best season. i've been feeling too hot recently as well as depressed and tired. summer sucks

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I'm not obsessed you are

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Bro blood of Zeus was just a hot guy fest

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I have a type and it’s “tv animated long-haired fuckboys who don’t wear shirts a lot” 

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A good breakfast

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