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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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On my way to work today I listened to One Shot Podcast and James described a Yuan-Ti as a snake person with the body of a snake and beefy arms so I decided to make a fanart
Edit: I don’t have a Twitter so I can’t send this at James D'Amato so feel free to tweet my masterpiece at him if you like
o fuk its trogdor
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Corrupted Shades by EdwardDelandreArt on DeviantArt
Did I do this right?
You know what would be an extremely fun low-level adventure? Dragon babysitting.
You and your party are 1st level, and some 10th-15th level bigshot NPC adventurers have been in town and they killed the dragon that’s been haranguing the area.
But there’s weird noises coming from the dragon’s lair and the bigshots have already moved on, so you go to investigate and find… a baby dragon. The weird noises are the wyrmling (or wyrmlings…) crying for its mommy that the NPC adventurers killed. You may or may not find it curled up under its mom’s arm like in Lion King and just die inside.
And this thing is like, a fresh baby. The Monster Manual defines wyrmlings as like 0-5 years old - this one is maybe a year old. It’s pretty much an infant and it is adorable. So now you have to deal with taking care of this extremely small baby dragon that doesn’t even have teeth yet (and when it teethes it needs solid gold - that’s why dragons like gold is because it reminds them of mommy) and has temper tantrums if you don’t play with it.
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Alternatively, you’re first level and a messenger comes to you and summons you to the local dragon’s lair, where you meet with a first-time mama dragon who wants you to bring her food because she doesn’t want to leave her eggs OR she wants you to go fetch a hag who’s known for midwifing for dragons because this egg is a different color from the other ones is there something wrong did I do something wrong AAAAAAA.
(The hag has probably visited this particular dragon six times already and keeps telling her that the egg is probably fine please calm down)
(The eggs hatch while you’re there and you’ve been sort of apprehensive about this but goddamn the baby dragons are fucking adorable and you can’t even. Totally worth it.)
Zodiac Signs by Shawn Coss.
The characters are hit with a powerful curse. They think it’s awesome, and go on a mission to destroy the one item that can lift it.
Honestly, seeing the gatewatch fail has only made them more relatable.
*watches the members of the gatewatch crumble under agonizing, grueling failure*
lol same
*sees Jace get brain scrambled*
Been there brah. Sympathies.
*Lilliana abandons every thing and flees for her life*
Girl, I’ve been there.
*Watches Bolas crush his enemies and drink their delicious tears*
Same.
*Watches Gids uselessly try to help his friends only to be humiliated and act out of spite*
Dude that’s just my Thursdays.
*watches as Chandra brings all her power to bare and changes nothing of the outcome*
This is how I feel far too often.
*nissa gets beat up by evil vines* me too
*Tezzeret shows up 15 minutes late to the whole thing*
Bad commute, huh? I feel you bro.
every other villain: *has well detailed reasons for their villany*
Nichol Bolas: well frankly being mortal and not all-powerful is a limiting inconvenience
Each boss name is a bigger pun than the last boss’s name
“So I know she’s trying to kill me but can I romance the siren?”
-The Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)
...if you take into account undead shrinkage.
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Justin is so good
The chipmunk is not magical, nor does it salute you.
The dm (via outofcontextdnd)
“a 20 foot cube of adventurers bursts from the treeline.”
We learned so much!
Traversing a dungeon, we come across a dead half-orc.
Bard: “Can we roll to see what species it is?”
DM: “…it’s a half-orc.”
Bard: “Yeah, but half-orc, half-what? Human? Elf? Dwarf?”
Barbarian (me): “Half-orc, half-dwarf? Is that a thing?”
Paladin: “Do we even need to know what the other half is?”
Bard: “I want to know what species it is!”
Cavalier: “Dude, you already know. It’s a half-orc.”
Bard: “The other half!”
Paladin: “I don’t see how that’s important.”
Bard: *to me* “You have Knowledge: Nature, right? Roll to see if you can tell what the other half is!”
Me: *looks at DM*
DM: *shrugs*
Me: “Alright, if it’ll shut you up…” *rolls 19 on Knowledge: Nature*
Everyone: *looks expectantly at DM*
DM: “It’s a half-orc.”
Hype moves on way too fast in this fandom
