But like, an artsy shitposter

bourbon = twenty something + not straight × very tired ÷ likes to take pictures - i like making jokes that aren't even funny

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[uhggleighrose]

[uhggleighrose]

No but like... why did I see this and think I had bothered Phil Lester to his breaking point?

[uhggleighrose]

[wayneradiotv]

was drying off after a shower and my phone got wet and I could not for the life of me get tumblr to do anything but this

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[morerevenge]

Me watching anything

[thisiselliz]

[newtaboot]

Girl u cant hide this in the tags

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thewordywarlock]

if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point

[pixelwishess]

REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?

[joshpeck]

screaming

[tiktokmuseum]

he's doing his job!

[surefire-tanis]

[mixed-biscuits]

As someone with an Aussie, this is super cute, but if you don’t train that out of them quick, they will start herding everything they see, including small children, which can be dangerous as herding means biting.

[gahdamnpunk]

Menstruation products* but yeah real safety would be making them free as they should be 🙃

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

[what-even-is-thiss]

I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[minecraftedmarvel]

You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp

[what-even-is-thiss]

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday

[hylialeia]

we all have a limit to the bad things characters can do until we're not comfortable liking them but tbh some of you are just super fucking boring

[claudiaapologist]

[supraobsessed]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[gestaposcope]

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

They’re right though

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

[6balls]

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl