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21, it/they

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[absterstuff]

new jerma clip of all time just dropped

[punkitt-is-here]

its tough out there but so am i

[pikachu-says-peekaboo]

[charl0ttan]

okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

[evilwizard]

see, this ain’t so bad

[evilwizard]

i’m about to reverse the flow of time

[virtualgirladvance]

@evilwizard

[strawberrytsuki]

Hey do any of you know anyone who can reverse the flow of time?

[redstonedust]

it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[byjove]

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

[gorps]

This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted

[segamascott]

dead wife flashback

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

[the-muppet-joker]

Fucking hell it just cannot get any worse out here can it. Tosses my mane and whinnies

[sprixyn]

been bad about posting art on here or being active in general but i really do prefer tumblr to all other social medias so i want that to change i think these are ocs, leni and solomon. this is after leni has a bad day and needs a friend, they're in her room