Innyatima's lair

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[orarewedancy]

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

[orarewedancy]

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

[chrispineofficial]

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

[orarewedancy]

I told the guys (Teal Man is Spencer and Baggy-Suits Guy is Arnold) that this post got this popular and they’re both super excited.

Arnold: “Sweet, we’re internet famous!”

Spencer: “131,000?!”

Arnold: “What are notes? What does that mean, is that good?”

Arnold bargined that if it gets more notes, I can A: post a pic of them crouching with peace signs in front of the Notorious Jewelry Store and B: post the video of him long boarding down to Macy’s and back lmaoooo

[orarewedancy]

Since I can’t post a video as a comment, I made it into gifs instead lol. Spencer and Arnold, the OG suit shop Bois, have both left to persue different dreams 👌👌 though we still have a damn fine relationship with the guys over there, so it all works out! Their shop is moving soon, so alas, the legacy may be coming to a close.

Lest we never forget;

The Suit Bois™ ✊ ✊✊

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."

[mentohol-blog]

My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish

[direhydroid]

also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.

also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.

[just7frogsinapeoplesuit]

More from the notes:

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous my posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[shadowpendragon]

nice tits

[no-celebration]

Luna

[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[cherrybeachbum]

🌱🏳️‍🌈 🌞₊˚ෆ Pride Quilts! ₊˚ෆ 🌞🏳️‍🌈🌱

Artist: strawberrygif

[melodicwriter]

[speremint]

Went and saw the Hadestown Proshot with friends. I've seen Hadestown live about 4 times now, and yet the proshot still gave me chills lol

Y'all should absolutely give it a shot if y'all're on the fence! It's genuinely my favorite portrayal of Hades and Persephone😭

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Bro I saw it for the first time like two years ago and was told "go in knowing as little as possible" cause im not normally a musical person.

Oh my god

Oh my fucking god

Even knowing the basic premise oh my god

[fwizard]

omfg

[amvs]

​hold on i have to look something up

[amvs]

yeah he’s autistic

[lockandkeyhyena]

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

[lockandkeyhyena]

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

[yearningfailchild]

OUCH.

[greenishness]

Watching my favorite hotd bit (juxtaposing the literal incest practices of the Targaryens against the Hightower's viscerally unsettling seventh circle of hell levels of eroticized boundary violating emotionally and sexually exploitative psychological enmeshment dynamics) grow stronger by the episode

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts