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asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

fairycosmos

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

vaspim-deactivated20131011

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

ohnostalgia

My trazadone kicking in but I’m Latino and I will survive the night ahead of me into the mornibg

true as fuck to be honest

wayneradiotv

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

tabloidsores

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

tabloidsores

What is going on

muntzerism-diggerism

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

deepfrieddeltarunememes

Susie dreamily wondering if Noelle would like the Shikacola (which has deer hair in it) just for Noelle to hate it lol (it has deer hair in it)

forgamers

renehhh

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

balaclava-trismegistus

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

donjuaninhell

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

nitrobishop

nayohme

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

nayohme

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker