Insane Nugget

"A leaf in a storm is bound to get somewhere, right?"

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[teaboot]

My problem is that I have a deep admiration and respect for ingenuity, dedication, and commitment to the bit.

Which is ultimately benign, until I am placed in the role of a caregiver or general authority over a person or animal

Because I can't just catch someone in the midst of pulling off a ridiculous, clever, determined and absurd little scheme and just act like I'm not impressed

It wouldn't be honest or fair

And so, it appears that if anything with free will is placed in my care long enough, they invariably learn that if they can get me to laugh without hurting anybody or risking their health then they can pretty much get away with almost anything

Which has resulted in some very funny events

[draconym]

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

[draconym]

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

[gardensandghosts]

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

[draconym]

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

[akindplace]

The world might feel chaotic, but you don’t have to take all this burden on your own, because there are still good people with caring hearts out there, and you’re one of them, and the small things you do are still accomplishing more than inaction

[adelphicoracle]

Have you guys seen all the Twitter apocalypse posts. It’s all Titanic sinking gifs and this:

[toadcroaky]

[garbage-empress]

who could have forseen this.

[retrogamingblog2]

[two-girls-sisters-2-deactivated]

[yearning-dyke]

‘haha eating pussy for 30 minutes that’s AMATEUR haha lesbians have sex for HOURS haha you must SUCK in bed’ some of us are disabled shut the fuck up

[yearning-dyke]

also? some people just don’t like having sex for hours on end. it’s ok if you get too overstimulated to continue after 15 minutes. it’s ok if you change your mind and want to stop. it’s ok if your life is too busy to dedicate five hours to fucking. let’s all just calm down about it ok

[ceevee5]

[swagintherain]

[2andahalfcatastrophes]

I think abt the left 4 dead 2 graffiti so often. Like they really had the human condition nailed huh.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

these are tumblr posts

[cryptotheism]

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

[cassiecassi]

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[fuzzyghost]

[esoanem]

The rise of the mechanical keyboard fandom proves that there is an innate human desire for clickity clacks that is going unfulfilled

[sarahseeandersen]

[teachmetokill]

obsessed with ray who hardly ever tweets being on twitter like 20 minutes before they’re supposed to be on stage