im not a bot im just not creative

Sometimes I’m here, Sometimes I’m not. Occasionally I draw or write.

[calliemcferrin]

Shoutout to @elegantphantomdeer bc she basically thought up most of this drawing.

[charlesoberonn]

Writing Prompt: On June 10th, at 03:31:57 AM, humanity discovered undeniable scientific proof of the existence of gods.

On 3:55:08 AM, we started formulating plans on how to kill them.

[yzur02]

What took so long?

[charlesoberonn]

God-slaying expert was asleep

[enchantingsorceress]

How did they become an expert at god slaying if we only discovered proof of gods 24 minutes ago?

[charlesoberonn]

Their expertise used to be purely theoretical...

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pangur-and-grim]

we are good friends

[warranty-voider]

cat looked easy to draw

[greelin]

“staffing issues” damn that’s crazy. How did you say you treat your staff again btw

[volera-zdl]

Sometimes Red Hood does some work for Batman

[socio--flower]

Kill yourself

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

[calliemcferrin]

This is who you're asking to do math btw

[everlasting-beg]

Favorite Evanescence single?

Bring Me To Life

Going Under

My Immortal

Everybody's Fool

Call Me When You're Sober

Lithium

Sweet Sacrifice

Good Enough

What You Want

My Heart Is Broken

Use My Voice

Who Will You Follow

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[foolondahill17]

If i have to be cursed by this knowledge then so do u

[homunculus-argument]

Has any anime yet done a gag where - in a moment just before shit starts going down - a character starts doing the classic internal monologue narration, going like oh shit he is simply too powerful, I cannot defeat him with my Usual Super Tactic, etc etc while the camera view pans over the characters on both sides standing on guard, prepared to strike, going through several minutes of narration in what should only be a matter of seconds

But then once it's done, an opponent just goes "uh, you literally just said all of that out loud." And it wasn't obvious to the audience at any point, because the camera angles were also employing every single one of the classic anime budget "we don't want to animate the character's lips moving" camera angle tricks to avoid showing the character's face when they talk.

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

capitalism is crazy because you really do have soda companies committing human rights violations on the level of like, more stereotypically evil industries. to sell and make soda

[tamamita]

Yippie

[anton--rayne]

[wuntrum]

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing