placeholder mcdoctorate kisser

formerly @vastreefamensalism

[insatiableamadeus]

stelly's intro post

hi! this is my reblog dump blog. my main is @stellyfins. we are an adult TME system that collectively uses he/they. pls be nice

dni

- homophobes/transphobes/racists/ableists etc

- people who don’t consume media critically/proships

- unhealthy transid

- pro contact/"MAPs"

- syscoursers/system fakeclaimers

- israel supporters/zionists

tag list

#art tips

#writing tips

#botposting

#the funnies

#stelly archives

#stelly rambles

[uuuuhhhhhhexisting]

Damn,this fanfic shit easy as hell!

[statements-end]

Qpr first base: finding out about the other from a series of many people's recollections set in different periods of time

Qpr second base: meeting them in the form of a memory bound to a cursed book and finding complete mutual understanding with that fraction of a person that no longer exists

Qpr third base: stealing the skin page their memory was bound to and burning it, therefore freeing them from that painful partial existence they were forced to endure

[cadetterrified]

‼️SCPNET FAKE POST THREAD!‼️ (UPDATED)

Leave the cringe allegations at the door we love lolfoundation in this household

🦅 greyhawkblogs Follow

I would like a word with whoever decided anomalies should be allowed to post here, because now all my assignments are using it like whatsapp

👴 lawrenceuk Follow

Another rat

◻️ shawmannecklace7-deactivated90345629

Today’s wordle

⚠️ d-classof2013 Follow

@identifying096inposts is this legit?

◻️ detecting096inposts-deactivated09367843

◻️ shawmannecklace11-deactivated76843524

6 days until the Yule man comes, don’t forget to leave out your milk and cookies

#christmas

🇺🇸 someresearcheridk Follow

I’m so glad I’m not assigned to any humanoid SCPs. “It’s harder to communicate with them” yeah at least my coworkers can’t play smash or pass with the pile of concrete and the flesh puddle I have to babysit.

🎸 ukeleledilf Follow

hey

🇺🇸 someresearcheridk Follow

No.

🎭 035newacc Follow

If I take someone’s body do I get their tumblr too

❄️ icebergofficial Follow

God no.

◻️ shawmannecklace3-deactivated74509259

Yes

🍊 dsnuts Follow

If you possess someone do you get their account

yes

no

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

🦅 greyhawkblogs          Follow

The whole Foundation is barely staying afloat because the legal team has to personally re-file for every anomaly that lost its containment funding due to having DEI keywords in the article but sure lets keep paying the cell phone bill on the device one of the anomalies stole from my dead coworker so it can pester me twenty four god damn hours a day.

🦅 greyhawkblogs          Follow

Never doubt me ever again.

☕️ bi-sexualpolartch          Follow

As the year comes to a close and the time to submit new testing suggestions for the upcoming year arrives, this is your reminder that “SCP vs SCP” submissions are not tests and are not allowed. You must have an evidenced hypothesis for all suggested interactions between one or more SCPs, and “SCP-X will kill SCP-Y” does not count. If you have a contestation, please take it up with site management or other relevant staff.

☕️ bi-sexualpolartch          Follow

Next person to send me a submission asking to “test” a staff member they don’t like against SCP-682 is being demoted to D-Class

🍊 dsnuts         Follow

Council makes a dollar I make a dime thats why I jerk it on company time

🍊 dsnuts          Follow

THREE YEARS IN THE TIME LOOP?????

❄️ icebergofficial          Follow

Friendly reminder that “anomalies DNI” encompasses both malicious and/or dangerous anomalies as well as benign and helpful ones, in addition to personnel with anomalous traits.

🚔 cisguymtf          Follow

I don’t get disintegrated into atoms and beat black and blue three times a week to have an SCP tell me how I can and can’t use my website

❄️ icebergofficial          Follow

I’m not even in the system????

🚔 cisguymtf          Follow

How long do you think you can evade containment for exactly?

❄️ icebergofficial          Follow

Also not escaped

💔 hardtodestroyloser          Follow

Just because someone isn’t anomalous doesn’t mean they can’t speak on anomalous topics btw

❄️ icebergofficial          Follow

This is also not the case???? I am anomalous.

◻️ shawmannecklace18-deactivated61344823

Guys his power is cold

❄️ icebergofficial          Follow

It’s an anomalous condition and it’s hypothermic-retention. Cold is not a power.

🎸 ukeleledilf          Follow

Did you just enlist yesterday? Everyone knows his power is cold. How do you think the foundation affords to cool this whole place in the summer?

🎸 ukeleledilf          Follow

Wait I’m sorry it was a joke come back

🐓 underpaidforthis          Follow

Were you all born before or after Santa was killed and replaced by the Yule man?

👽 scubadoobadoo          Follow

There’s nothing wrong with taking Benadryl and drinking before your underwater mission it says so in the bible

👽 scubadoobadoo          Follow

Where the fuck am i

🛋️ genieinyourlamp          Follow

I hate being a junior member this website because I’ll vent about my whole squadron melting into flesh monoliths and my replies will be like “wait until your first 001” “juniors don’t know how good they have it” “me that time the sun blew up” like just say you hate me

🦌 meriwildlifepics         Follow

Beautiful view I saw today :]

🚔 cisguymtf          Follow

Aren’t you supposed to be in containment???

🦌 meriwildlifepics          Follow

Don’t worry about it 👍

🚔 cisguymtf          Follow

I’m calling your father

🎸 ukeleledilf          Follow

She just said not to worry about it.

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[abandoned-quiche]

im suddenly realizing i dont want deltarune to end. i want tomorrow to be the same as yesterday and the next day to be the same as that. isnt it better if things just go on forever?

[bloodraven55]

once you recognise the ubiquitous and inevitable fandom life cycle it becomes much easier to free yourself from it and just keep enjoying things in a more healthy way while still thinking critically about them

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[chubs-deuce]

I wanted to make an Adrian design, both in general and for my AU lmao

some headcanons and AU context under the cut:

Adrian is a little bit older than Rocky

where he's temperamental and extroverted, they're a soothing balm of a personality. Calm, patient and very good at rubberducking others with their emotional problems

they're more quiet and get very stuck in their own mind sometimes - also hyperfixate on things and kinda need to be dragged out of a project by force on occasion. Their quietness tends to intimidate those that don't know them very well, but they're pretty much happy to just sit and listen. Rocky was always the more social one for both of them.

they're passionate about studying erid's different biomes, so they very easily hit it off with Grace, who's more than happy to learn more about the climates and lifeforms on erid AND can infodump about the interesting differences on earth in return

After Grace and Rocky leave Erid for their ambassador trip, eridian scientists keep testing with the stem cell cloning and gene editing tech they used to make Rocky's body, and also work on improving the consciousness transfer times... and Adrian, who's both very curious about earth and humans and wanting to maybe tag along with Rocky and Grace the next time a trip like this is being done, volunteers as test subject.

Between Adrian being the lead manager of the biodome team (so doing this would allow hands on research on earth) *and* being the ambassador's mate, it's seen as only sensible.

[chubs-deuce]

and now that I have an adrian design I can spread some ambassador AU Adrian x Grace x Rocky propaganda

[chubs-deuce]

and now that I have an adrian design I can spread some ambassador AU Adrian x Grace x Rocky propaganda

[chubs-deuce]

and now that I have an adrian design I can spread some ambassador AU Adrian x Grace x Rocky propaganda

[chubs-deuce]

and now that I have an adrian design I can spread some ambassador AU Adrian x Grace x Rocky propaganda

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[sharkfiinn]

bismuth breaks easy

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

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