Poggers

I reblog things. You can call me Dr. Dyson Vacuum Cleaner

[scp-stuff-is-pog]

This is a system's blog.

I feel like I should say that my blog is sort of generally 16+? But I don't really post often so who actually gaf. I forget to tag things, tread carefully.

Frequent fronters:

Dante / Tiresias [host] Mu/Mutt + ask

Homestuck bitches

General DNI+: Rewrite haters, transid, radqueer, anti-neopronouns, anti-endos(if you're not an ass you're fine), anti-good faith identities.

Other DNI stuff relating to our system 's comfort; Multiships of Toughluck (I.E. ships like Double Fedora), Multiships of Jmart (Including Jon x Tim shippers. I fucking see you.)

Extra: We have Bright fictives that still use the name Bright despite having source diverged a significant amount, we ask that you respect that.

If you are one of my long time moots and I know you, the Other DNI does not apply

If you don't pass the vibe check we block you otherwise we don't care.

Tagging things that are suggestive as kinda icky

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[the-artist-lio]

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary

[hexpatient]

me: im disabled and have limits

the smartest most intelligent guy in the world with the most hugest dick ever like so big, like the biggest dick ever, man and also soooo intelligent and thoughtful and just so so intelligent: have you tried pushing yourself?

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[lyucky]

I kinda have no reasoning for this one.

[mouselikething]

the whole "Ralsei needs a hat" thing in chapter 5 is so funny and sad when you realize thats just Flowery's way of trying to get Ralsei to realize they dont like to be bossed around

like Ralsei has been a doormat this whole game, so forcing them to do the one thing they dont want to do might help them realize that they dont have to keep being a doormat. likewise him teasing Ralsei because "Don't you like serving humans?" is supposed to make them think about their actions and whether they actually want to serve lightners their whole life as opposed to carving their own path

every hero needs a villain, everybody needs some pushback to grow, and hes simply taking on that role. Flowery does have good intentions, he just has a different way of getting them across

[strawberryxex]

I still don't like him

[mouselikething]

normally ill ignore reblogs like this but im genuinely interested in the psychology here so whatever ill bite

what made you feel the need to say this? what made you think "i have to tell this random stranger online who ive never seen before and will never see again that i dont like the fictional character hes analyzing"? what do you get out of this? i wasnt talking to you. we werent having a conversation. i dont know you and you dont know me. why did you feel the need to inject your random unnecessary opinion into my post especially since i wasnt addressing you and we'll probably never cross paths ever again?

[bisonwares]

Crafting some mini fishies out of small scraps!! 🎣💫

[wheatiewintry]

things that don't make you human:

empathy

love

intelligence

romance

friendship

art

things that do make you human:

belonging to the species Homo sapiens

defining humanity by the things we do or feel rather than what we are is always going to exclude someone. maybe someone you care about. not all humans love, not all humans have or want partners or friends, not all humans are nice, not all humans feel empathy or remorse, not all humans make art, not all humans will make sense to you. they're still human. they're still human. they're still human.

(and if they're not human? they're not! (this post is inclusive to alterhuman and otherwise non-human beings!!!!!!!))

[nickifortunati-warren]

Ocean and space stamps ✨

A page from my sketchbook from a few years ago.

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[pocket-dust-starr]

There is so much smut fanfic on Rocky x Grace (cos what else are you meant to do on a space ship for 4 years?) but no artworks…….…. I should fix

[weevile-mantis]

dddavepeta... and jabe harley... or'. hal and jake..? nyah.

wait i dunnou if u read uh whats it called. beyond canon. del'fi/dagger in ur style would prolly be super cute.

i really liek how u draw everynyan. aradia, vriska, and jade r my favs with ur headcanons,.

I haven't read beyond canon yet so I don't really know who ur talking about

[romanceyourdemons]

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

[romanceyourdemons]

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[bokuwaboku-datte]

Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.

The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

(eta if someone with art talent wants to make this a proper eridian welcoming committee comic please do!)

[cosmo-vostok]

I made it a paper visualisation!

@justcakethanks

Imagine they’re the OG committee I just wanted to be cute <3