exposed and cyber bullied

hi my name is sami and I would LOVE to get stabbed

[rof-laughing]

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever

[insecureasswhiteboy]

Perks of dating me

- I will always respond to your texts within 2 seconds

- I don't mind paying on dates

- I have nobody to cheat with

- I will love you

- I love cuddling, holding hands and kissing

- I will give you advice

- I am looking for a long term relationship

- I like to eat everything

- I will brag about you

- I will always try my best to make you happy

And the list goes on.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[noyzhiphop]

[pilgrimkitty]

(via imgTumble)

She is running in a long-sleeved black shirt and tights, in the middle of summer, outside.  And she’s still in the lead.

Tell me again how Muslim women aren’t tough?

[guromi-blog]

HOW THE HELL IS SHE DOING THIS WHILE FASTING

EVERYONE PLEASE REMEMBER ITS RAMADAN

GOD BLESS THE MUSLIMS USUALLY I DONT ADD COMMENTARY BUT FRICK

[nightbread-deactivated20140301]

damn if this isn’t inspiring i don’t know what is

[bloodandgutsinhighschool]

NEVER FUCKING ENDING RESPECT.

[gladdenryan]

fierce.

[mooseham]

fucking hell shes hardcore

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[destinyrush]

Who asked them anyway?

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Things don’t need to benefit men to be useful!!!

[lahore2toronto]

[perfectly-modest]

Manners are the most important.

[just-callmev]

Learn this. Live this.

[sunfl0werbabyy-deactivated20151]

I love this

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[dodgyegg-deactivated20180427]

ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[squidwarg]

me checking my bank account in 2017:

[roastd]

you can actually earn cash from this website from just answering some questions! i’ve been using this site for a few weeks already and usually make around $50 a day (the amount you earn depends on how many you fill out). just make sure you verify your email and you can choose if you want to get paid through amazon gift cards or by paypal!

[pupperfriend]

guys!! i actually got paid from them! i started doing this a few days ago and i was sketched out but it’s legit. i just open up the website and fill out their questions while i’m on tumblr

[insecureasswhiteboy]

Here’s an exclusive invite to my community -Lemonade Barbies 🐝👑 the link for instructions on how to join. See you there!

[50starsand13bars-deactivated201]

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

[jesscaasqueaks]

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

[heartbreakes]

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

[clarknokent]

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

[threesideddream]

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

[thisiswhiteculture]

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

[hashtagloveloses]

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

[didntfitthenarrative]

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

[mixedapocalyptic]

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

[calendrierroi]

The last one tho .^^^

[thesoftghetto]

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

[marqweabyss]

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

Lmfao

[anomaly1]

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

The “without me?” outfit

[reverseracism]

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

[joshs-friend-tyler]

The “u got kik” outfit

[dahli-uh]

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

[insecureasswhiteboy]

Here’s an exclusive invite to my community -Lemonade Barbies 🐝👑 the link for instructions on how to join. See you there!

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[labias]

[squidyword]

On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me

sup bitch u tryna suck dis dick

[itsdansheehan]