A Person In This World Doing Things

Uh hello. It’s me, ya boi. Letting the thoughts

[insert-silly-name-here]

Daily reminder: Don't cast counterspell, hold their hands and kiss them on the mouth (block verbal and somatic components)

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[my-dailydreams]

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[chaos-triangle]

Yep! It’s gonna be May!

[the-color-orange-offical]

roses are fine, april is grey, this joke ain’t mine,

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[cheasewedge]

MY FUCKING SOUP

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[cheasewedge]

MY FUCKING SOUP

[marvelthismarvelthat]

my friends, it is not illegal to recognize there are problematic elements to the content you enjoy. it’s called critical thinking. you can enjoy something and not turn a blind eye to the shit wrong with it. 

[video-killed-the-radio-host]

Went to the store today

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

[bard-powers-activate]

Wait what day is it

[bard-powers-activate]

Okay NOW I’m ready to celebrate the Ides! Let’s gooooooooo team yearly ritual 👏👏👏👏👏

[mentalmeles]

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[sourcatstarcat]

i saw iron lung in theaters for the third time today

yes i made this meme yes it is great