silky

23 • usa • hot polyglot if you know me offline, no you don’t

[pancakeke]

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

[heyitspizzaking]

[insertcleverurl-here]

a comphet hellscape

[fremulon]

when someone asks my political views

[insertcleverurl-here]

honestly, the fact that this is my third platform death? devastating

[mephostophilis]

“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart 

[insertcleverurl-here]

“what’s done is done”

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[insertcleverurl-here]

Nice to see that tumblr is still tumblr.

[ankle-beez]

Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

[destructions-daughter]

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

[insertcleverurl-here]

hi lovelies 🤍

[gay-irl]

[cuuno-moved]

Got any life advice?

yep

cheat in solitaire.

listen to the world.

make up your own gods and pray to them.

think about chuck e cheese.

stare at a wall.

[cuuno-moved]

don't take yourself too seriously. if you're playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there's no harm in making it easier for yourself.

i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don't talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.

genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they're not real, i know that, but they're a good scapegoat for my problems.

it doesn't have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.

sometimes you just gotta let yourself go braindead. staring at a wall helps.

[mushroomjar]

[ID: Screenshot of an anon ask that reads: wtf do you mean 'these are all genuine.' End ID]

[thewilliamambervein]

Cammi Star as a twi'lek dancer

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

[skineater3000-deactivated202510]

I want those.

[monchursouls]

Majestic

[welele]

¿Yakuza o cuál es este?

[digital-magus]

Ok, most of this is pretty cool, but I want y'all to REALLY appreciate how good this dude is at running against an invisible wall. That is fucking spectacular.

[elpatron-delmal]

I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

[thenatsdorf]

Cat gets a new sibling. (via stefffelixx)

[nubianoasi]

Bruh, I love when pet owners get their pet a pet lol I’m crying 😭