this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you
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this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you
a comphet hellscape
when someone asks my political views
honestly, the fact that this is my third platform death? devastating
“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart
“what’s done is done”
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
Nice to see that tumblr is still tumblr.
Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter
to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:
hi lovelies 🤍
Got any life advice?
yep
cheat in solitaire.
listen to the world.
make up your own gods and pray to them.
think about chuck e cheese.
stare at a wall.
don't take yourself too seriously. if you're playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there's no harm in making it easier for yourself.
i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don't talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.
genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they're not real, i know that, but they're a good scapegoat for my problems.
it doesn't have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.
sometimes you just gotta let yourself go braindead. staring at a wall helps.
[ID: Screenshot of an anon ask that reads: wtf do you mean 'these are all genuine.' End ID]
Cammi Star as a twi'lek dancer
I want those.
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¿Yakuza o cuál es este?
Ok, most of this is pretty cool, but I want y'all to REALLY appreciate how good this dude is at running against an invisible wall. That is fucking spectacular.
I apologize if I ever was a toxic person in your life, I’m maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.
Cat gets a new sibling. (via stefffelixx)
Bruh, I love when pet owners get their pet a pet lol I’m crying 😭