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uh fml I forgot how to run a blog

*taps your glass*

Yo fishy! How do I keep you entertained

How some antis feel after saying "I ship you and your dad" and "Kill yourself" to kids online because what the kid ships and likes in fiction doesn't fall with what THEY like in fiction (they were talking about protecting kids and making the internet a safe space for kids online 5 minutes ago)

insertcoolurlhereplease

i. am a banananana

hes-the-smoke-iamthefire

are you now

insertcoolurlhereplease

I am in fact. banananana

#genuinely do not remember posting that lmao

i. am a banananana

baidao

hes-the-smoke-iamthefire

@insertcoolurlhereplease

naibuding

初次见面ww！😋我来把画的TFC的塔罗牌愚人牌系列搬过来一下！

Nice to meet you ww! 😋I'll move the TFC's tarot fool series here!

hes-the-smoke-iamthefire

@insertcoolurlhereplease

xnzlian

First Meeting

hes-the-smoke-iamthefire

@insertcoolurlhereplease

johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke

woodsdyke

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

adelidae

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

angelbabymikaa

Are trans girls included in your feminism?

feminism is nothing without trans women terfs can choke and die

the-haiku-bot

feminism is

nothing without trans women

terfs can choke and die

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

teaboot

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

aukionpaw

me and the girls

pitviperofdoom

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)