Lame Alien Boy

EJ. 20. Super queer.

[mantimecomic]

[inside-c4t]

I used to have a massive crush on you a long time ago and i just remembered that

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

[ad-mira-tion]

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

[ad-mira-tion]

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

[lightspeedsound]

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

[radjew]

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[obviousplant]

I agree with Dylan.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Teddy bear trust fall. 🔊

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[y10k]

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

[lillyhasatumblr]

Reblogging for the most GENIUS wallet-theft-prevention idea that I am astounded to have never seen until now, On a post about a good idea to smuggle alcohol and avoid price-jacks. 

[guiltygirl]

someone: but if you sleep so much why are you still tired me: i am depressed and i have depression

[cowboyconnections]

2-for-1 parent deal

[neverthewiser]

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[powerfulpomegranate]

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

[rnoonpie]

things are heating up in the candy fandom

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[iridessence]

and in your size

[astrangewoman]

this is the ultimate. thank u.

[hannahdrawsart]

[disneymoviesandfacts]

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

[itsxandy]

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

[anosci]

o

[paradisiak]

Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!

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