Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
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@insightful-werewolf
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Fuck you
If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction
i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis
Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost
This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.
So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away
ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house,
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ do not
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support and defend
romanticizing abusive
relationships
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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
… 8|
That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
AH HOW DID I NOT KNOW OCTOBER WAS ADHD AWARENESS MONTH
Poop. There’s a certain irony in being too distracted to notice, honestly.
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
Need immediately please
Emotional Labor: What It Is and How To Do It
via Celine Loup
Girl is in charge.
I thought this might be irrelevant to me but it’s got great advice on what to do when someone ignores something that you tell them repeatedly that you hate/makes you uncomfortable/feel like shit
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
bless this post
May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
can’t pass up this kinda karma
and in your size
How I Work Out My Issues 🌳 (W/ Camden & Adri)
Omg
What a wonderful initiative! Spread the word.
holy shit, spread this like wildfire guys before November
one of the biggest and most devious tools being used against voters now is that voting locations for lower income neighborhoods and neighborhoods that are primarily black or hispanic are suddenly closed down, in the middle of nowhere, or only open for 4 hours a day do whatever you can to help negate that being a barrier
everyone use this and vote and THINGS SHALL SUCK LESS 👏👏👏
TBC since tumblr’s posting methods changed
Linked article URLs, in order of appearance:
1. Exploiting harassment claims
2. Bob Livingston admits claim is true
3. Truth about false allegations
4. Coming forward is traumatic
5. Accusational statistics
6. Assault victims’ memory reliability
7. Truck stop killer
8. Not worth the book deal
9. Percentage of women who have experienced sexual harassment.
welcome to my yeet and greet
#i say hello then i throw you across the room
baby boomers: climate change & bisexuals aren’t real also i’m better than u
gen x: !!! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they’re faking the depression & anxiety !!
millennials: people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles; rent prices, shitty education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today’s population
gen z: ok i’m ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go fuckers
that moment when you're a millennial/gen z cusp and relate too damn hard to both