Things & Stuff

I'll just be over here with my cat and my coffee, K thanks. 

[lolfactory]

[insinidy]

I found it

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[whyequalsemexplusbee]

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[cloudsoffire]

They

They what

What

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[klubbhead]

PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP

[kingxanthesecond]

They even fucking doubled down on it

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Let no one ever forget that PETA euthanizes SCORES of animals every year. Let no one ever forget that they kidnapped a little girl’s dog and killed it. Let no one forget that they spend more money on their edgy advertisements than they do actually benefiting the welfare of animals. Let no one forget that they frequently lie and manipulate things to convey a misleading message. Let no one forget that they get off on traumatizing little kids in efforts to scare them away from eating meat. Let no one ever forget that PETA is a fucking shitty organization that does 1000 times more harm than good. Fuck PETA. If you call yourself a lover of animals give your money to literally any other organization. PETA deserves to burn.

[insinidy]

Destroy them

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[insinidy]

Mood

[blackqueerblog]

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

[leah-black]

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

[pega-genesis-deactivated2023011]

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

[manicvirgo13-deactivated2021030]

As someone who was literally doing this exact thing the day after my daughter was born, I agree 🙃

[just-shower-thoughts]

We ban peanut butter in schools to prevent those with allergies to avoid negative reaction, but we allow unvaccinated children to remain in attendance, risking exposure of deadly disease to every child.

[insinidy]

Someone scream this from the top of the Empire State Building

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[masalaoflife]

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

— And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via radolescence)

[heroineimages]

I like that distinction. 

[shinigami-mistress]

Headcanon: Finny’s Hair

As we all know, Finny wears a few clips in his hair in the front to keep his hair out of his eyes.

It’s functional, but it also makes him look adorable. However, I have a little headcanon about why he uses clips rather than simply cutting his hair.

When Finny was being held for experimentation, his head was shaved. He’s completely bald when he first meets Sebastian and Ciel.

When they took him in, they gave him an entirely new life and identity. Instead of just using a number to refer to him, they gave him a name. He loves his new life and will, quite literally, kill to protect it.

The name and the clothing became part of his new identity, but so did his hair. His pretty hair had been cruelly shaved probably because of something to do with the tests. Since the children being held were being used as ‘lab rats,’ they weren’t treated like people. Their heads could have been nicked and cut during the shaving process, and no one one really cared.

When Finny’s hair began to grow, he loved it. This was the last sign of his previous existence disappearing. Soon, it grew so long, it got into his eyes and he was forever trying to tuck it behind his ear as he attending to the plants.

Sebastian was going to cut his hair, as he had learned to do with Ciel, but this terrified Finny. He didn’t want to be bald again. Sebastian could have forced him, but Ciel came up with a compromise. The clips were used to hold the hair out of Finny’s eyes. His hair didn’t grow as long in the back, but he could handle a trim as long as he didn’t see the scissors or razors near his treasured hair.

And that’s my little ‘hairy’ headcanon.

[kurobruja]

This is so nice. (Why haven’t I read this post) think this is canon. But to be honest, I don’t think Finny would have pay so much atenttion to his hair at his own. The thing that it really make him feel happy with his hair was this: 

Ciel praised his hair. His hair is deeply connect with his name (blond hair=finn), and his name is what gives him an identity, is what makes him human. He loves his hair for this, and that’s quite endearing. 

Finny is such a beutiful cinnamon roll that must be protected at all cost. 

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[feministism]

[beatnikbleau-deactivated2025072]

🙄😲

[lau9hfuck3rs-deactivated2019090]

That is perfect. For those that still don’t understand, maybe this will help …

[nateinsun]

🖐🏾 Negative. I don’t want no nigga in jail telling me how gorgeous I am. Females on the otherhand crave and need attention. They don’t feel as beautiful as they think they are unless their being told so.

[mens-rights-activia]

Real talk, my guy, you’re the dumbest bitch alive lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[aunt-mimi]

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

[geekandmisandry]

Someone said this to me once, that a man needs to feel like a man, I replied “well I’m not stopping him” and had to watch this fragile creature try to explain to me that my strong personality could demean men.

Like, if I have to pretend you are a strong man and cater to that then clearly you’re not that strong dude.

[ass-warship]

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[sushinfood]

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

[ashashi-corner]

My profession is amazing????

Like dude that sand alone is stunning

[impossiblerebelblaze]

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

[insinidy]

Are you telling me that this is not a real octopus? Because I thought it was real

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via CampbellxEmma / GoalKitty)

[insinidy]

PICK HIM UP

[just-shower-thoughts]

At some point after your death, someone will unknowingly make the last mention of you, and then you will never be mentioned again

[insinidy]

Debatable