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ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Alright pal, one more wisecrack out of you and I'm covering the land in eternal night

cryptotheism

Smaller Goon: "yeah! Eternal night!"

mcapriglione-art

what do you want!!!!!!!!

hozieredits

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

demonius-darkblade

imagine converting to the catholic church LMAO catholicism is only supposed to be passed down from parent to child in a manner best described as ‘if I had to live like this then so do you’

thebootydiaries

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household

krawps

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

underwherequestionmark

im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed

aboonoor

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

dennys

Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

constructreese

fromthecrypt

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

leoleofitz

Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: potion

cvntyeonjun

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft: