Life Is Beautiful

emelina•20•witch // enjoy your stay.

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[funkytownmp3]

ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

plums .. the goth peach

[kungpowcal]

i don’t know what this means but i support ??

[awo]

source || xo

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

[gecsplaining]

two dudes, chillin in open graves, holding hands through a tunnel cuz they are gay

[motherbychoice]

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Mood. -V

[kiwianaroha]

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was. 

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

 All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away. 

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

[afycso]

[insufferablemarigold-deactivate]

[cloudfreed]

I completely forgot they looked like extras from a mid 2000′s stoner comedy

[redchristi-deactivated20150902]

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[some-online-spiral]

I HATE THAT I CAN MENTALLY FINISH BOTH OF THESE

[cybercrimer]

*opens my third eye*  >⋮3c

[mcnerds]

Is that all you’ve got? >ꙮ3c

[moss--knight]

kill it with fire

[ohkaigh]

[cephaloplasm-deactivated2016071]

bear with a dfuck house

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[egberts]

just at claire’s

[issmyddt]

aren’t you kinda old to just now be getting circumcised?

[egberts]

why are you in my house

[onlyblackgirl]

[persephone-is-here-omg]

WRECK THEM QUEEN!

[hoevitserk]

why was the catsuit banned???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Because the President of the French Open didn’t like it. He said  “It will no longer be accepted. One must respect the game and the place.” 

The rule did not exist prior to this, they just made it up when they saw Serena wearing one. 

[hoevitserk]

“Superhero” “black panther inpired” I’m loving all the shit I’m reading on this NIKES FUCKING RESPONSE IS FLAWLESS TOO

“You can take the superhero out of her costume, but you can never take away her superpowers.” on the official Nike Twitter with a picture of her in the suit

[insomniatic-princess]

sick but did you know nike has been funding the GOP :)

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[pr1nceshawn]

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

[renoa-deactivated20180930]

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

[bleib]

where can you buy motivation

[prinzrules]

Drug Dealer