always sleeping; always awake

taurus/gemini cusp | they

[licofc]

女王 #獅子女王 #catsofinstagram #catstagram #猫 #三毛猫 #パステル三毛 #chat #里子さま #りこさま #みけじょ https://www.instagram.com/p/BsWxrgXnKIz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nvs802wzdyms

[wombatmylove]

[thatadult]

God I wish that (everyone pictured) were me

[niggazinmoscow]

Everything older people say millennials aren’t doing–shopping, golfing, buying houses, getting married, having kids, dining out–is related to an entire generation having less money than their parents.

[weaselle]

I work 60 hours a week so I can afford to live in my car. Like, what is even happening further up the economy that they think these are choices.

[earthdad]

this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

the scientists

[stevenfaces]

[afloweroutofstone]

Warm but plausible take

[driflloon]

eighties disco: daniela braga for harper’s bazaar arabia july 2018

[landscape-lunacy]

Faroe Islands - by Paul Zizka 

[thedicepaladin]

My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:

[i-love-u-loser]

When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.

[zevveli]

Well I HAD everything planned out, but I follow the WIZARD in turn order and he just turned the entire terrain into Jell-O pudding to kill the guy I was going to charge at so now I have to reconsider what I was going to do!

[vexie-chan]

^^^

That, or EVERYTHING I WAS PLANNING has a range of effect and my allies all decided this is a GREAT TIME FOR MELEE and now I’m a) out of range for a non-effect action and b) really don’t want to burn/moonbeam my friends.

[orange-plum]

I was at the store today looking at lemonade and this old guy comes up to me, and initially I was expecting him to be a creep, but then he was like

“You look like someone who would appreciate this. Why do cows have hooves and not feet?” and I didn’t know, so he said “Because they lack toes (lactose)”

And I couldn’t help but laugh, and so he’s like “Hey if I can make someone laugh it’s worth it. What do you call a bear with no teeth?” and I slapped his arm and was like “A gummy bear!”

Then he asked “Why did the cowboy go to the petstore to buy a doxon terrier?” so I said I didn’t know and he was like “He wanted to get a long lil doggie.”

I told him I was gonna go home and tell my dad these jokes cuz he likes this kinda stuff, so before he left he started pulling out his wallet and was like “Hold on, I’m going to show you my pride and joy. I never get to and I show it off every chance I get.”

I assumed it was going to be his grandkids or something, but then he hands me this piece of paper that was cut out of an add for some kind of soda and it just says “Pride and Joy” on it.

The dude was super funny, so that was a good high light of my day. When we said goodbye I glanced down and saw he was holding a bottle of straight vodka. 

I think I just met Grunkle Stan.

[imtotallystoked]

Hey we don’t live anywhere near each other but a few weeks ago I had a VERY similar experience??? An old guy came into my work place, thought he was gonna be a creep, but he just started telling me jokes (different ones than yours, but I can’t remember them) and then SHOWED ME HIS PRIDE AND JOY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE A DOG (work at a pet store). Like is there just some national old man club where they make plans to go brighten people’s days???

[orange-plum]

#maybe it’s a cryptid#drawn to you when you’re down?#idk man

N a t i o n a l O l d M a n C l u b. Wow. Maybe you’re on to something

[nevver]

Tea time, Erika Lee Sears

[enzerusworld]

[heureux]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrdJtqHAh0u/

[goku-z]

[nn-oo-vv-aa]

needed this

[sapphosmisthios-deactivated2018]

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

[eraemx]

I’m going to fucking scream

[antique-royals]

[detournementsmineurs]

1900s.